The (COCKBLOCKED) Sexual Exploits of Poofy and Fuzzy

[Officer Kirkland]

THE WHOLE BLOODY UNIVERSE IS ONE GIANT COCKBLOCK.

... the whole Police AU, that is.

Poofy and I just CAN'T SEEM TO GO THE WHOLE WAY. And I am getting a seriously serious case of blue balls. WHICH IS ALSO KIRK'S FAULT, BUT MOSTLY POOFY'S. AND MINE. AND THE UNIVERSE’S. 8D

I'm sure you've all seen our foreplay on the Chatbox. And some of you have even stripped us and pushed us into bed together. We’ve groped and kissed and I even gave Poofy a blowjob one night. But we NEVER SEEM TO REACH PENETRATION. BLOODY FUCK. WHAT DOES A MAN HAVE TO DO TO GET FUCKED UP THE ARSE AROUND HERE?! -throws a tantrum-

Therefore, I am starting up a diary in which we log each failed attempt. If anyone else has logs of our fails, please post them here also. We shall learn from our mistakes, and one day… one day…

WE SHALL DEFEAT THE HUNS.

(Blame Kirk if you get that song stuck in your head. It's all Kirk's fault for singing it yesterday.)

(LOG 01)

[16:56:18] Officer Kirkland : T-they're all gone.

[16:56:22] Officer Kirkland : It's just you and me now <3.

[16:56:41] Detective Jones : ohoho~.

[16:57:40] Officer Kirkland : How are you feeling now, dear?.

[16:58:12] Detective Jones : I feel much better~.

[16:58:48] Officer Kirkland : thats good -cuddles-.

[16:59:11] Detective Jones : mhmm *snuggles*.

[17:00:00] Officer Kirkland : -realises that they are both naked but keeps cuddling regardless-.

[17:02:17] Detective Jones : *does not mind nekkid snuggling*.

[17:02:55] Officer Kirkland : -runs a hand down Poofy's arse-.

[17:05:00] Arthur Rabbit has been disconnected on Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:05 pm (session timeout).

[17:05:49] Detective Jones : o.o *squeaks and moves closer to*.

[17:07:23] Officer Kirkland : -squeezes-.

[17:08:17] Detective Jones : *makes noise bofore quickly covering his mouth*.

[17:11:17] Officer Kirkland : Dont do that, Poofy. I want to hear you~.

[17:11:47] Officer Kirkland : -teases Poofy's hole lightly, but with no intention to penetrate-.

[17:13:48] Detective Jones : *can't help but moans through his fingers* f-fuuzzeh..

[17:20:52] Officer Kirkland : Yes, Poofy? -licks Poofy's neck-.

[17:22:16] Officer Kirkland : -cups poofy's balls-.

[17:23:44] Detective Jones : nnngh! *grabs fuzzeh's chest, fingering his nipples in an attempt to get back at him some*.

[17:24:42] Officer Kirkland : Oohhh -arches his back in pleasure- P-Poofy, harder, rougher~.

[17:26:41] Detective Jones : *smirks and pinches one while going after the other with his mouth*.

[17:28:42] Officer Kirkland : -cries out loudly- P-Poo-- ohhhh- P-Poofy... M-more.. More! -grips Poofy's cock and strokes-.

[17:32:11] Detective Jones : *likes this reaction and starts to suck on the one in his mouth, moaning around it* ooh fuzzeh, does it really feel that good?.

[17:34:47] Officer Kirkland : Oh-- Ohhh, Poofy, It feels so good, more-- Pull them, make them red and hard, just for you-- -continues stroking Poofy-.

[17:38:58] Detective Jones : *bites at them and rolls the other under his fingers* Mmm, you taste pretty good fuzzeh~.

[17:39:58] Officer Kirkland : -moans louder and louder- F-fuck. so good... I-- i want to taste you---!.

[17:45:10] Detective Jones : *moans at that swirling his tongue around one nipple* Mmm, you do?.

[17:45:27] Officer Kirkland : andddd... my laptop is about to die and i have to go shower befpre training... XD.

[17:45:43] Detective Jones : XD.

[17:45:49] Detective Jones : aww,.

[17:46:43] Officer Kirkland : I have to go... you should get some sleep, Poofy <3.

[17:47:23] Officer Kirkland : nightnight! 8D.

[17:47:29] Officer Kirkland : -kisses Poofy good night-

[Arthur the Hunter]

LOG 02- As seen by witnesses who try to help.

[12:28:43] Officer Kirkland : OH YOU GUYS MISSED THE OTHER NIGHT

[12:28:51] Arthur Rabbit : Don't you know that if you stroke a unicorn, you get special unicorn mayonaise?

[12:28:57] Officer Kirkland : WHEN POOFY AND I GOT SO CLOSE... THEN WERE COCKBLOCKED AGAIN.

[12:29:00] Detective Jones : thats not an excuse >3< *wraps arms around fuzzeh*

[12:29:05] StarQBAlfredJones : LOL

[12:29:10] Arthur Rabbit : What cockblocked you? :'D

[12:29:22] Officer Kirkland : WHAT REALLY? -notes it down for next time he strokes a unicorn XD-

[12:29:36] Arthur the Hunter : YOU COCKBLOCKED YOURSELVES, FUZZY AND POOFY.

[12:29:48] Arthur Rabbit : Yup. Just stroke the horn! Great for sandwiches!

[12:29:59] StarQBAlfredJones : OH GOD BUNN

[12:30:06] Arthur the Hunter : I bore witness to this event. *nods solemnly* They were the culprits.

[12:30:11] Arthur Rabbit : XDDD

[12:30:13] Officer Kirkland : O-Of course it's not an excuse! It's true! -is cuddled- B-but I won't do it as much anymore if you don't want me to... -dere mode-

[12:30:14] Arthur the Hunter : 8'D Bunnn

[12:30:16] Arthur Rabbit : What happened? XD

[12:30:38] Officer Kirkland : -notes down everything- Stroke the horn... special mayonaise...

[12:30:42] Arthur the Hunter : I have no idea exactly how but they kept cockblocking themselves

[12:30:45] StarQBAlfredJones : *SNEEZES*

[12:30:47] Arthur the Hunter : not even each other, but themselves D:

[12:30:54] Officer Kirkland : THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE HUGE COCKBLOCK

[12:31:01] Arthur the Hunter : It was a very confusing thing XD

[12:31:11] Detective Jones : ah..well..I would like that and im sure bun would appereciate it too

[12:31:16] Arthur Rabbit : More like YOUR entire universe. XD Police can't ever have sex!

[12:31:23] Arthur Rabbit : Bless you, QB!

[12:31:29] StarQBAlfredJones : ;u;

[12:31:44] Lord Arthur Kirkland : *sits on QB*

[12:31:54] StarQBAlfredJones : *dies*

[12:32:22] Officer Kirkland : WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, POOFY? -waits for an explanation-

[12:32:23] Lord Arthur Kirkland : LOL

[12:35:21] Officer Kirkland : POOFY, OF COURSE I LIKE YOUR EARS. M-MORE THAN BUNN'S.

[12:35:34] StarQBAlfredJones : LOL

[12:37:14] Officer Kirkland : REALLY. AS LONG AS YOU FIND A WAY TO BYPASS THAT UNIVERSAL COCKBLOCK. -smiles sweetly and sucks at the tip of Poofy's popcicle-

[12:39:23] Officer Kirkland : -severe case of blue balls-

[12:39:53] Detective Jones : I was but then you..and ..um..>///<

[12:40:59] Officer Kirkland : And what, darling~? -takes another lick-

[12:41:47] Detective Jones : and you look really hot doing that 0_0

[12:42:09] Arthur the Hunter : oh here we go. stop cockblocking and get to it already, you know

[12:42:48] Officer Kirkland : Oh, is that so? -smirks down at Poofy-

[12:43:04] Officer Kirkland : LOL Meaty!

[12:43:29] Detective Jones : *nods*

[12:43:49] Arthur the Hunter : I was about to say something wise and sage-like about going after what you want when you want it

[12:44:06] Arthur the Hunter : for as the hunter sees a fish in a fast-flowing river

[12:44:10] Arthur the Hunter : *SHOT* I THINK I AM HIGH

[12:44:16] Arthur the Hunter : 8'D

[12:44:22] Officer Kirkland : We try! XDDD BAHAHA IT

[12:44:25] Arthur the Hunter : he must...

[12:44:29] Arthur the Hunter : spear it... wtf BRAIN

[12:44:30] Officer Kirkland : S YOUR PREHISTORIC WISDOM

[12:44:41] Detective Jones : XDDD

[12:45:07] Arthur Rabbit : NOW WE KNOW WHY THE NEANS DIES OUT

[12:45:14] Lord Arthur Kirkland : LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

[12:45:19] Lord Arthur Kirkland : TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

[12:45:28] Officer Kirkland : -pet's Poofy's hair gently- Are you feeling better yet, darling?

[12:45:39] Arthur Rabbit : KIIIRRRKKKK

[12:45:53] Arthur the Hunter : NOOOOOO

[12:45:55] Lord Arthur Kirkland : DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS

[12:46:01] Lord Arthur Kirkland : WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

[12:46:03] Arthur the Hunter : WHY ARE YOU ATTACK THE HUNS?!

[12:46:08] Officer Kirkland : I'M GOING TO NAME THE COCKBLOCK 'HUNS'

[12:46:19] Arthur the Hunter : WHYYYY

[12:46:21] Arthur Rabbit : KIRK IS GOING TO MAKE MEN OUT OF US

[12:46:22] Detective Jones : *nods and nuzzles into fuzzehs hand* Mhmm

[12:46:25] Arthur Rabbit : I'M SO SCARED

[12:46:35] Detective Jones : XD omg

[12:46:53] Arthur the Hunter : but why name the cockblock huns ;_;

[12:47:12] Arthur Rabbit : Because MEATY

[12:47:19] Lord Arthur Kirkland : YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET

[12:47:32] Lord Arthur Kirkland : BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH

[12:47:40] Lord Arthur Kirkland : MISTER, I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOUUUU

[12:47:45] Officer Kirkland : BECAUSE TO ME YOU'RE MEATY. AND I NEED A NAME FOR THE COCKBLOCK SO THAT WE CAN DO BATTLE AGAINST IT.

[12:47:53] Officer Kirkland : WE ARE MENNNNNN--

[12:48:21] Arthur the Hunter : BUT THE COCKBLOCK IS ONLY HUN IN NAME OKAY

[12:48:34] Arthur the Hunter : I FULLY SUPPORT YOUR UNION

[12:48:58] Detective Jones : lol thank you meaty XD

[12:49:08] Lord Arthur Kirkland : TRANQUIL AS A FOREST

[12:49:18] Lord Arthur Kirkland : BUT ON FIRE WITHIN

[12:49:28] Lord Arthur Kirkland : ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER

[12:49:32] Lord Arthur Kirkland : YOU ARE SURE TO WIN

[12:50:44] Lord Arthur Kirkland : YOU'RE A SPINELESS, PALE, PATHETIC LOT

[12:50:45] Arthur Rabbit : NOTHING HERE EVER MAKES SENSE'

[12:50:56] Lord Arthur Kirkland : AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE

[12:50:59] Arthur Rabbit : DARN IT KIRK IT'S GOING TO BE STUCK IN MY HEAD

[12:51:11] Lord Arthur Kirkland : SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOUUUUUUU

[12:51:29] StarQBAlfredJones : >n<

[12:51:47] Detective Jones : XD i wonder if kirk will do the whole song?

[12:51:49] Lord Arthur Kirkland : BE A MANNNNN

[12:51:51] Arthur the Hunter : BUT HANG ON

[12:51:59] Arthur the Hunter : WE'VE FORGOTTEN THAT FUZZY AND POOFY ARE MEANT TO BE DOING SOMETHING NOW

[12:52:14] Lord Arthur Kirkland : WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER

[12:52:18] Lord Arthur Kirkland : BE A MANNNNN

[12:52:32] Lord Arthur Kirkland : WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON

[12:52:33] Arthur the Hunter : *looks pointedly at them* spear your fish, young hunters.

[12:52:43] Lord Arthur Kirkland : BE A MANNNNN

[12:52:57] Lord Arthur Kirkland : WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE

[12:52:58] Detective Jones : s-spear? that sounds so dangerous DD8

[12:53:07] Lord Arthur Kirkland : MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARKSIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOON

[12:53:14] Arthur Rabbit : MEATY. OHMYGOD.

[12:53:28] Arthur Rabbit : THAT METAPHOR.

[12:53:36] Arthur Rabbit : THAT'S SO FUNNY RIGHT NOW. AT ONE AM.

[12:53:40] Arthur the Hunter : ;_; *sobs at humanity* the metaphors of the ancient are lost on the young

[12:53:48] Arthur the Hunter : YAY THE RABBIT GETS IT

[12:53:51] Arthur Rabbit : IT'S HILARIOUS. AND POOFY'S REPLY. ABOUT IT BEING DANGEROUS

[12:54:16] Arthur Rabbit : OF COURSE THE RABBIT GETS IT

[12:54:25] Arthur Rabbit : YOU MAY BE THE WISE HUNTER

[12:54:32] Arthur Rabbit : BUT I AM A PART OF THE FOREST

[12:54:33] Arthur the Hunter : modern humanity are you so easily defeated by the rabbit?!

[12:54:41] Arthur Rabbit : *SUPER SERIOUS MYSTERIOUS POSE*

[12:54:45] Arthur the Hunter : I despair of my non-descendants

[12:54:51] Detective Jones : XDDD *dies laughing*

[12:54:52] Arthur the Hunter : Oh Alfred what has your bloodline become

[12:54:53] Arthur Rabbit : PFFFFFT

[12:55:13] Arthur the Hunter : and look fuzzy's not even here

[12:55:13] Arthur Rabbit : POOR ALFRED :'D

[12:55:18] Arthur the Hunter : I TOLD YOU.

[12:55:22] Arthur the Hunter : YOUR FISH.

[12:55:23] Lord Arthur Kirkland : XDDDDD

[12:57:28] Officer Kirkland : SORRY IM BACK

[12:57:33] Officer Kirkland : MY INTERNET SPAZZED ON ME

[12:57:35] Arthur the Hunter : GO NOW POOFY

[12:57:40] Detective Jones : fuzzeh *clings*

[12:57:45] Arthur the Hunter : SPEAR HIM

[12:57:46] Officer Kirkland : GO WHERE, OH WISE MEATY?

[12:57:48] Arthur the Hunter : *dies*

[12:58:08] Arthur the Hunter : i am TRYING to educate Alfred's progeny

[12:58:12] Officer Kirkland : W-WHAT-- NO, DON'T DIE! WE ALL NEED YOUR PREHISTORIC WISDOM

[12:58:20] Detective Jones : oAo *is not violent*

[12:58:31] Detective Jones : *usually*

[12:58:43] Arthur the Hunter : why are all the metaphors lost on modern society?

[12:58:46] Officer Kirkland : ... Spear me? -holds up his baton defensively-

[12:58:49] Arthur the Hunter : Where is the wisdom of your ancestors?!

[12:59:02] Arthur the Hunter : then again you descended from Alfred

[12:59:18] Arthur the Hunter : Rabbit person of the forest.

[12:59:20] Arthur the Hunter : Explain.

[12:59:27] Officer Kirkland : XD LOL MEATY

[12:59:28] Detective Jones : nono i wont hurt you fuzzeh dear! *holds hands up*

[12:59:59] Arthur Rabbit : ALRIGHT.

[13:00:05] Arthur Rabbit : POOFY?

[13:00:10] Officer Kirkland : -backs away slowly- WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO SPEAR ME WITH? I DON'T SEE A SPEAR ON YOU. YOU--- OH MY GOD. YOU KILLED A UNICORN

[13:00:16] Detective Jones : o.o?

[13:00:16] Arthur Rabbit : YOU READY?

[13:00:22] Officer Kirkland : AND YOU'RE HIDING THE HORN SOMEWHERE.

[13:00:27] Officer Kirkland : I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.

[13:00:31] Arthur Rabbit : FUZZY SHUT UP

[13:00:40] Arthur the Hunter : YOUNGSTERS. LISTEN.

[13:00:47] Officer Kirkland : YOU SHUT UP. MY EX-LOVER IS TRYING TO SPEAR ME WITH A UNICORN HORN

[13:00:51] Arthur the Hunter : Listen to the voice of the forest speaking to you D:<

[13:00:53] Arthur Rabbit : POOFY, SPEAR FUZZY IN THE ASS WITH YOUR ROCK HARD COCK

[13:00:58] Arthur Rabbit : ..............

[13:00:59] Detective Jones : ..EX?...*BAWLS*

[13:01:05] Officer Kirkland : I DON'T LIVE IN THE FOREST

[13:01:19] Arthur the Hunter : NO BUT YOU CAME FROM CRO-MAGNONS, WHO DID.

[13:01:28] Arthur the Hunter : DON'T FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM

[13:01:31] Officer Kirkland : DARLING I STILL LOVE YOU... BUT I CAN'T BE WITH YOU WHILE YOU HAVE MURDEROUS INTENTIONS TOWARDS ME

[13:01:54] Detective Jones : I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU TAT

[13:02:01] Arthur the Hunter : modern society has no hope

[13:02:02] Arthur the Hunter : NO HOPE.

[13:02:07] Arthur Rabbit : REALLY GUYS? DID YOU COMPLETELY IGNORE WHAT I SAID?

[13:02:14] Officer Kirkland : BUT THE FOREST KEEPS TELLING YOU TO SPEAR ME

[13:02:17] Arthur Rabbit : SO TRUE.

[13:02:26] Officer Kirkland : BUNN, BE MORE BLUNT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

[13:02:29] Detective Jones : laughing so hard omg

[13:02:32] Arthur Rabbit : WITH HIS PENIS, FUZZY. THINK FOR A MOMENT.

[13:02:55] Officer Kirkland : WHAT? HOW CAN YOU USE A PENIS TO SPEAR SOMEONE?

[13:03:11] Arthur Rabbit : OKAY, LET'S STOP A MOMENT.

[13:03:15] Officer Kirkland : YOU NEED SOMETHING SHARP TO PIERCE THROUGH THE SKIN! PENISES ARENT' SHARP!

[13:03:15] Detective Jones : ........o////////A/////////o

[13:03:16] Arthur Rabbit : Fuzzy, what do spears do?

[13:03:19] Detective Jones : *gets it*

[13:03:27] Arthur the Hunter : YES

[13:03:31] Officer Kirkland : -still doesn't get it-

[13:03:34] Arthur the Hunter : FINALLY

[13:03:43] Arthur Rabbit : Focus, Fuzzy. What do they do?

[13:03:46] Arthur the Hunter : NOW SEIZE YOUR FISH

[13:03:56] Arthur Rabbit : PFFFFFT

[13:04:07] Officer Kirkland : What does what do?! -branishes his baton in one hand, stun-gun in the other-

[13:04:15] Officer Kirkland : LOL MEATY WHAT

[13:04:19] Arthur Rabbit : What do spears do?

[13:04:46] Officer Kirkland : Pierce through skin, puncturing any organs in it's path and generally causing a whole lot of paina nd possibly death.

[13:05:01] Arthur the Hunter : Ay, the young

[13:05:04] Detective Jones : *pokes fuzzeh with finger*

[13:05:18] Arthur Rabbit : So they pierce. What if you stab, say, a hole?

[13:05:19] Arthur the Hunter : when I was your age, I was nearing the end of my lifespan!

[13:05:32] Arthur Rabbit : OH GOD MEATY

[13:05:34] Arthur Rabbit : ILU

[13:05:39] Arthur Rabbit : SO MUCH

[13:05:45] Officer Kirkland : -is poked- WHAT, YOU MURDEROUS EX-PARTNER?

[13:05:58] Officer Kirkland : LOL MEATY YOU ARE BRILLIANT

[13:06:06] Arthur Rabbit : 'POOFY JUST SPEAR YOUR FREAKING FISH

[13:06:17] Detective Jones : *goes and whispers in his ear* they're talking about..sex ><

[13:06:18] Officer Kirkland : -doesn't get it- Why would you stab a hole? The point of stabbing someone is to create a hole.

[13:06:48] Officer Kirkland : -flinches away- STAY BACK. AND HOW THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT SEX. -genuinely doesn't get it-

[13:07:06] Arthur Rabbit : SPEAR IT. OVER AND OVER AGAIN. UNTIL YOU'RE SO TIRED BUT YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU KEEP SPEARING-

[13:07:11] Arthur the Hunter : Now I see how you are obviously no descendant of mine. D:<

[13:07:16] Arthur Rabbit : IT'LL BE WORTH IT!

[13:07:23] Detective Jones : =_=...*points to his own crotch* spear?

[13:08:13] Arthur Rabbit : POOFY, I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR DICK TO SPEAR FUZZY.

[13:08:18] Arthur Rabbit : HURRY UP.

[13:08:34] Detective Jones : *refuses to rush* oAo

[13:08:34] Officer Kirkland : -points to Poofy's crotch too- Spear? What spear? Why would you spear me with your cock? -thinks that he's maybe starting to get it-

[13:08:51] Arthur the Hunter : Why do these humans have a need to keep DISCUSSING?!

[13:09:14] Detective Jones : ..becuase I love you? ouo

[13:09:18] Arthur Rabbit : No idea. -_- Clearly there's a downside to advanced intelligence.

[13:09:23] Officer Kirkland : I DONT UNDERSTAND

[13:09:29] Arthur Rabbit : 'CUZ IT'D FEEL AWESOME

[13:09:43] Officer Kirkland : YOU LOVE ME BUT YOU WANT TO SPEAR ME... WITH YOUR COCK...

[13:09:44] Arthur Rabbit : 'IMAGINE IT FUZZY, THAT DICK SPEARED UP YOUR BEHIND

[13:09:52] Officer Kirkland : -slowly turns red-

[13:10:02] Arthur Rabbit : DUH.

[13:10:11] Detective Jones : *sighs*....*walks up and puts hands on fuzzeh's hips*..*smirksmirk*

[13:10:26] Arthur the Hunter : oh yes, finally

[13:10:28] Officer Kirkland : YOU FUCKING LOONY, WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST SAID 'HEY, LET'S GO AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP THE ARSE' INSTEAD OF ALL THIS SPEAR NONSENSE?! -scary face-

[13:10:29] Arthur the Hunter : take that fish poofy

[13:10:41] Arthur the Hunter : YOU DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS.

[13:10:53] Detective Jones : it wasn't my idea !

[13:11:14] Arthur Rabbit : *rolls eyes* Ah well Meaty, at least they're going to have sex now.

[13:11:14] Arthur the Hunter : *hefts ACTUAL wooden, flint-head spear*

[13:11:15] Detective Jones : their metaphors confused me too!

[13:11:16] Arthur the Hunter : Now get to it.

[13:11:20] Officer Kirkland : WHAT THE FUCK, BE MORE BLUNT, IF YOU WANT TO FUCK THEN JUST SAY YOU WANT TO FUCK--

[13:11:50] Officer Kirkland : -de-powers the stun gun-

[13:12:09] Arthur Rabbit : *flinches* Please lower that, Meaty.

[13:12:22] Detective Jones : i'm not gonna say that..o///o *there goes all his confidense*

[13:12:25] Arthur the Hunter : Of course, of course.

[13:12:32] Arthur Rabbit : Instinctive fear and all that. *eyes wide at spear*

[13:12:33] Officer Kirkland : I... I really thought that... maybe you didn't l-love me anymore... and you wanted to get rid of me... -upset face-

[13:13:08] Arthur Rabbit : Oh c'mon, I thought we were done with the talking. -_-

[13:13:14] Detective Jones : waaah? No never! *pulls fuzzeh into a really tight hug*

[13:13:28] Arthur the Hunter : In my day, if we wanted to get rid of an ex, we would find a bear cave D:<

[13:13:45] Arthur Rabbit : What if the ex fled?

[13:13:51] Arthur the Hunter : now stop this ridiculousness and get to it.

[13:14:06] Arthur the Hunter : Then he'd be highly discouraged to come back to you, wouldn't he? *smirk smirk*

[13:14:11] Officer Kirkland : -is squeezed tightly- I-if you want to fuck... can't you just tell me to my face? Is it really so embarassing to want to fuck me? -waits expectantly-

[13:15:10] Arthur the Hunter : :-L I knew that more sophisticated development of language would not be a good idea.

[13:15:22] Arthur the Hunter : Now look at them, Bunn.

[13:15:23] Detective Jones : i don't want to just f-fuck though *omg he said it*..I wanna make l-love to you dear *cheesy smile*

[13:15:44] Arthur Rabbit : Tell me about it.

[13:15:56] Arthur Rabbit : THEN MAKE LOVE.

[13:16:01] Arthur Rabbit : BUT JUST DO IT ALREADY

[13:16:29] Officer Kirkland : -smiles sweetly and a little tearfullly-

[13:17:08] Officer Kirkland : P-Poofy... no one's ever... come on, then. Come and make love to me~

[13:17:21] Arthur the Hunter : finally finally finally

[13:17:26] Arthur Rabbit : XDDD

[13:17:26] Officer Kirkland : LOL MEATY did you save the convo from the other night?

[13:17:40] Officer Kirkland : We got as far as a blowjob... then got cockblocked XD

[13:17:54] Arthur the Hunter : YES, YOU DID IT TO YOURSELVES.

[13:17:57] Officer Kirkland : and DURING THAT TALK. WE GOT COCKBLOCKED JUST BEFORE POOFY WAS GOING TO PENETRATE ME.

[13:18:00] Arthur Rabbit : What? There was oral sex? :O

[13:18:07] Detective Jones : *kisses fuzzeh* As you wish~ *puts on the charm*

[13:18:11] Arthur Rabbit : WHAT IS WITH THE HUNS? XD

[13:18:43] Officer Kirkland : -swoons into Poofy's arms-

[13:19:06] Officer Kirkland : Yes, there was oral sex... but it started with Poofy sitting on my hands and feet to warm me up XD

[13:19:12] Arthur the Hunter : (Bunn, next time there's a Talk, we need to both be present and contributing)

[13:19:35] Officer Kirkland : POOFY we should start a thread called 'POOFY AND FUZZY'S SEX DIARIES' and we can log ever time we get cockblocked

[13:19:45] Detective Jones : XDDDD

[13:21:53] Arthur Rabbit : SO YOU SEE, WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH...THEY SPEAR ONE ANOTHER!

[13:22:11] Arthur the Hunter : 8'DDDD

[13:22:32] Arthur Rabbit : Nature's so beautiful. <3 XD

[13:22:55] Officer Kirkland : ... Meaty, you have to keep that fish in the river metaphor XDD

[13:23:17] Arthur the Hunter : 8'D and get Kingy to put it in the next recruitment post

[13:23:34] Officer Kirkland : LOL YES

[13:23:37] Detective Jones : fff- XD

[13:25:41] Arthur the Hunter : Also poofy I thought you were seizing your fish already.

[13:26:08] Arthur Rabbit : LOOKING FOR: ALFRED FOR PREHISTORIC AU. COME BACK IN TIME AND EXPLORE THE WORLD OF THE CRO-MAGNONS AND NEANS. FIND YOUR TRUE LOVE, AND SPEAR THEM LIKE FISH IN A RIVER.

[13:26:18] Detective Jones : *got distracted dammit* DX

[Officer Kirkland]

OH YEAH GUYS

FEEL FREE TO LOL AT OUR INSANITY COMMENT OR GIVE TIPS AND SUGGESTIONS ABOUT HOW TO DEFEAT THE HUNS.

[Officer Kirkland]

OMFG COCKBLOCKED AGAIN

(LOG 03)

[15:22:15] Officer Kirkland : -flushed and tearful- Poofy... -lies down with his head in Poofy's lap... and notices the bulge-.

[15:23:21] Detective Jones : eh oAo..um. *looks away blushing*.

[15:24:02] Officer Kirkland : Poofy... -suprised- are you... HARD?.

[15:24:25] Detective Jones : *hides face with hands nodding*.

[15:25:02] Officer Kirkland : W-why? -looks around for anything that would have made Poofy hard- Y-you haven't been watching porn without me again, have you?.

[15:25:49] Detective Jones : *shakes head* NO! i've been here with you the whole time!.

[15:27:07] Officer Kirkland : ... are you cheating on me? Were you looking at someone else while i was slaving away trying to get that mayonaise for you? -glares around-.

[15:28:08] Detective Jones : n-no! how could I cheat on you. I've been here the entire time oAo...just..think about it. Your slaving did not go unnoticed trust me..

[15:28:12] Officer Kirkland : I... I know that i couldn't get it for you, but I'll try harder! See? -starts stroking Poofy the Second again harder-.

[15:29:31] Detective Jones : *bites his lip at seeing that again and tries not to groan*.

[15:30:22] Officer Kirkland : -tearfully determined- I'll get that mayonaise for you and then you'll always love me, right? -stroking-.

[15:31:39] Detective Jones : I already love you f-fuzzeh..*moans*.

[15:32:10] Officer Kirkland : -stops- W-what was... why are you... what... -looks at Poofy with wide, tearful eyes-.

[15:33:16] Detective Jones : *cant stand it anymore and tugs on fuzzeh's arm placing his hand on his crotch* p-please.

[15:34:08] Officer Kirkland : -feels how hard Poofy is- O-oh... Are you... maybe... hard for me? -strokes lightly at Poofy's groin-.

[15:35:16] Detective Jones : *nods and squeezes eyes shut* Nnnhm.

[15:35:37] Officer Kirkland : W-what do you want me to do, Poofy?.

[15:37:12] Detective Jones : *leans forwards*..touch me like you were touching that unicorn..><.

[15:37:35] Arthur the Hunter : yeah touch his SPEAR fuzzy and maybe get somewhere.

[15:37:56] Detective Jones : XDD.

[15:39:27] Officer Kirkland : O-oh... -leans forward and unzips Poofy's trousers- i-is that what made you hard?.

[15:39:50] Arthur Rabbit : COCKBLOCKING? HUNS? D:.

[15:39:52] Officer Kirkland : I don't understand... I was just trying to get the magical unicorn mayonaise for you....

[15:40:51] Detective Jones : *nods shyly* Y-yeah..but..you were playing with it and..*whines*.

[15:41:24] Officer Kirkland : B-but it was completely innocent... -tugs Poofy's underwear down shyly-.

[15:41:29] Arthur the Hunter : BLOBFISH.

[15:41:59] Arthur the Hunter : OMGGGG.

[15:42:05] Detective Jones : It didn't look very i-innocent *hides face with pillow*.

[15:42:06] Wasteland Doctor Kirkland : NOT THE BLOBFISH.

[15:42:37] Officer Kirkland : I... -stares at Poofy's hard cock- it really made you this hard?.

[15:42:55] Arthur the Hunter : FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE POOFY AND FUZZY STOP DISCUSSING.

[15:43:06] Arthur the Hunter : Then again.

[15:43:12] Arthur the Hunter : log 3.

[15:43:15] Arthur the Hunter : ....

[15:43:18] Detective Jones : Mhmm *whines more and rocks hips* p-please.

[15:43:18] Arthur the Hunter : AS YOU WERE..

[15:43:20] Arthur Rabbit : XDDD.

[15:43:27] Detective Jones : XDD.

[15:44:34] Officer Kirkland : -slowly wraps his hand around Poofy's cock- L-like this?.

[15:45:30] Detective Jones : *gasps* Y-yes!.

[15:46:35] Wanderer Alfred Jones joined the chat on Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:46 pm.

[15:46:50] StarQBAlfredJones : NEW AL.

[15:46:50] Arthur the Hunter : Hey fresh blood!.

[15:47:24] Officer Kirkland : NEW AL!! HELLO.

[15:47:29] Wasteland Doctor Kirkland : *gasps* My Alfred!.

[15:47:33] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *wave*.

[15:47:44] Arthur the Hunter : What should we call you?.

[15:47:46] Officer Kirkland : (P-Poofy... are we being cockblocked by this new Al?).

[15:47:56] Arthur the Hunter : (LOL AL BROUGHT THE HUNS).

[15:47:57] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ....

[15:48:03] Wanderer Alfred Jones : I AM SORRY. :D.

[15:48:09] Detective Jones : XDDD.

[15:48:10] Arthur the Hunter : Don't worry.

[15:48:13] Detective Jones : hello new Alfred!.

[15:48:15] Arthur the Hunter : If you didn't do it, they'd do it themselves.

[15:48:20] Wasteland Doctor Kirkland : Psh, don't worry. They would have found another way to get cockblocked.

[15:48:20] Officer Kirkland : LOL OKAY LOG 3.

[King of Spades]

Ignore the people and just get on with it =A= mIm

[Officer Kirkland]

THE HUNS STRUCK AGAIN OMFGOSH -cries forever-


(LOG 04)

[14:25:43] Officer Kirkland : -Moans softly and tugs his shirt up a bit higher-.

[14:27:17] Detective Jones : *moves his hands up high running them over his chest now*.

[14:28:16] Wasteland Doctor Kirkland : Hm... I wonder what will cockblock Fuzzy and Poofy next... We should take bets!.

[14:28:38] StarQBAlfredJones : LOL

[14:28:39] StarQBAlfredJones : HMM

[14:28:43] Officer Kirkland : -arches up against Poofy's hands- P-Poofy....

[14:28:59] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ...I bet they will do it themselves!.

[14:30:15] Wasteland Doctor Kirkland : I think someone will distract them..

[14:30:37] StarQBAlfredJones : Hmm.

[14:33:13] Detective Jones : *ignores the bystanders and grazes fingers over a nipple* Yes, fuzzeh?.

[14:35:35] Officer Kirkland : Oohhh-- -moans again- T-touch me there!.

[14:38:39] Detective Jones : Here? *does so again, lingering a little longer in that spot*.

[14:39:15] StarQBAlfredJones : *rolls*.

[14:39:40] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *is in the sidelines, don't mind me*.

[14:40:41] Wasteland Doctor Kirkland : *blobs*.

[14:40:57] StarQBAlfredJones : ouo.

[14:41:07] Officer Kirkland : Y-yes... There. A little... r-rougher... -reaches a hand towards Poofy's groin-.

[14:41:12] Officer Kirkland : Y-yes... a little r-rougher... -reaches a hand towards Poofy's groin-.

[14:41:19] Officer Kirkland : Oh wow.

[14:41:22] Officer Kirkland : major lag.

[14:41:27] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ....LOL.

[14:41:30] Officer Kirkland : my messages aren't going through until i repeat them orz.

[14:41:54] Wanderer Alfred Jones : Lag is trying to cockblock you, lol..

[14:41:58] Detective Jones : DX.

[14:42:12] Officer Kirkland : ;A; does this mean this is take 4?.

[14:42:46] Detective Jones : wahh nooo.

[14:42:55] Officer Kirkland : -cries in a corner-.

[14:43:10] Wanderer Alfred Jones : maybe no?.

[14:43:13] Detective Jones : *OTLs so hard*.

[14:43:26] StarQBAlfredJones : LOL.

[14:43:30] Officer Kirkland : WHYYYYYYYY?! -shakes a fist at the universe-.

[14:43:55] StarQBAlfredJones : *PETS*

[14:44:02] Detective Jones : *cries in fuzzeh's lap*

[14:44:04] Wasteland Doctor Kirkland : LOLOL

[14:44:35] Officer Kirkland : -THROWS A TANTRUM- -turns to QB- BALLS! -SCARY FACE-

[14:44:54] StarQBAlfredJones : OAO *SOBS*.

[Officer Kirkland]

The horrors of breadfish. Or 'Fuzzy is easily distracted'.

(LOG 05)

[15:16:09] Arthur the Hunter : http://breadfish.co.uk/ watch this.

[15:16:24] Officer Kirkland : ... is it scary?.

[15:16:30] Arthur the Hunter : not scary at all.


[15:16:36] Wasteland Doctor Kirkland : No, what Meaty linked to was great.

[15:16:43] Arthur the Hunter : it has a song and it has fish~.

[15:16:44] StarQBAlfredJones : breadfish isn't scary.

[15:16:46] StarQBAlfredJones : It's a fish.

[15:16:47] StarQBAlfredJones : in bread.

[15:17:08] Detective Jones : XDD.

[15:18:39] Officer Kirkland : I LIKE THOSE FISH.

[15:18:46] Arthur the Hunter : YAY FISH.

[15:18:54] Arthur the Hunter : TELL ME HAVE YOU SEEN THE MARVELLOUS BREADFISH~.

[15:19:00] Arthur the Hunter : swimming in the ocean waters.

[15:19:55] Officer Kirkland : -still staring at the breadfish-.

[15:20:22] Officer Kirkland : P-Poofy! -pokes while still staring at the screen- Look! Breadfish!.

[15:20:33] Arthur the Hunter : lol they're hypnotic XD.

[15:20:40] Detective Jones : *snuggles fuzzeh* yes, its a marvelous breadfish 8D.

[15:20:49] Detective Jones : okedays~.

[15:21:51] Officer Kirkland : -points- Breadfish! -leaning against Poofy, no longer sulking- -starts humming along-.

[15:22:35] Detective Jones : *is happy that fuzzeh is happy* ouo.

[15:23:19] Officer Kirkland : -still completely captivated by the breadfish-.

[15:24:06] Arthur the Hunter : wonders idly whether one would use a spear or a knife for this one.

[15:24:42] Detective Jones : *nuzzles fuzzeh happily*.

[15:24:50] Detective Jones : for what meaty?.

[15:26:03] Arthur the Hunter : for breadfish XD.

[15:26:14] Detective Jones : fff.

[15:28:01] Officer Kirkland : -ignoring Poofy in favour of the marvelous breadfish-.

[15:28:18] Wanderer Alfred Jones : (i'm seriously tempted to ask 'so, let's say you are trying to get the attention of your spear/fish and they are being obvious, what should you do?" ...*facepalm at self*.

[15:28:19] Arthur the Hunter : oh my god i've cockblocked you D:.

[15:28:21] Arthur the Hunter : i am so sorry.

And later...

[16:20:39] Arthur the Hunter : oh damn it i've cockblocked poofy and fuzzy via breadfish.

[Arthur the Hunter]

I am still so, so sorry for that XD

[Officer Kirkland]

XDDD


Today we got cockblocked before we even started:


(LOG 06)

[10:09:18] Officer Kirkland : -cries on Poofy-.

[10:10:00] Detective Jones : D8 thats not good at all *gives fuzzeh tissues*.

[10:10:17] Officer Kirkland : -ignores the tissues and soaks Poofy's shirt-.

[10:11:57] Detective Jones : *makes note to buy more shirts and pets*.

[10:12:14] Wanderer Alfred Jones : (dude. Take your shirt off, :p).

[10:12:16] Officer Kirkland : And I guess since this doesn't put me in the mood to be speared, we got cockblocked by the traffic today ;A;.

[10:12:26] Officer Kirkland : (LOL WANDA).

[10:12:32] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ...damnit..

[10:12:44] StarQBAlfredJones : *rolls*.

[10:12:57] Detective Jones : XDDD ).

[10:13:02] Officer Kirkland : -is petted- -curls up tightly against Poofy-.

[10:13:23] Alfred Foxy Jones : *sits on Qb*.

[10:13:23] Detective Jones : it's alright, we'll get to that when we both feel better!.

[10:13:48] Detective Jones : *curls around fuzzeh and keeps warm*.

[10:14:18] Officer Kirkland : P-Poofy... we haven't bought the unicorn condoms or rainbow lube either... -huddles into Poofy's warmth-.

[Officer Kirkland]

QB's fault today... XDDD

(LOG 07)

[13:07:09] Detective Jones : *looks away blushing feeling around without looking* no just..your..hard for me and..>//< I love you fuzzeh!.

[13:07:40] Wanderer Alfred Jones : COME ON GUYS. YOU DID A BLOWJOB, YOU CAN DO THIS.).

[13:08:41] Officer Kirkland : I-- Yes... I'm so hard for you. -reaches for Poofy's cock- I l-love you too!.

[13:11:55] Detective Jones : *groans and leans over to kiss fuzzeh, hands going further between his legs*.

[13:12:20] Detective Jones : dammit we'll get there this time! * determination*.

[13:13:39] Officer Kirkland : -moans again, slowly closing his hand around Poofy's cock and stroking-.

[13:15:53] Detective Jones : mmhh fuzzeh~ *prods at fuzzeh's entrance with his fingers*.

[13:16:15] Officer Kirkland : -stiffens- P-poofy... do we have any lube?.

[13:17:05] Alfred Foxy Jones : -dude, im so surprised they havent been cockblocked yet :'D -.

[13:17:23] Arthur Rabbit : The lube is about to cockblock them >>.

[13:17:23] Arthur the Hunter : So true Foxy XD.

[13:17:30] Alfred Foxy Jones : lul.

[13:17:36] Alfred Foxy Jones : Maybe i spoke to sooon.

[13:17:38] Arthur Rabbit : *throws bottle of lube* There you guys go!.

[13:17:43] Detective Jones : *pauses again* ..I thought we did..somewhere..*isn't sure*.

[13:17:49] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ...*throws a bottle of lube*.

[13:18:04] Arthur the Hunter : *FLOODS THE WHOLE CBOX WITH LUBE*.

[13:18:09] Officer Kirkland : -gets hit by multiple bottles of lube-.

[13:18:18] Arthur Rabbit : MEATY WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS LUBE?.

[13:18:34] Detective Jones : (and suddenly showers of lube bottles \o/ XDDD ).

[13:18:36] Arthur the Hunter : I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE PALEOLITHIC TIMES.

[13:18:42] Arthur the Hunter : DO NOT QUESTION ME.

[13:19:11] Officer Kirkland : Poofy! -demanding- find one that tastes and smells nice!.

[13:20:24] Detective Jones : why does it have to taste good? your not going to eat it 8/.

[13:20:44] Arthur Rabbit : rimming.

[13:20:55] Wanderer Alfred Jones : blowjob after you done... making love to him?).

[13:21:04] Officer Kirkland : I WANT IT TO TASTE GOOOD, DAMN IT. -scary face-.

[13:22:07] Detective Jones : D8..um..ok dear *picks up bottle and looks at it* does this..work?.

[13:22:26] Officer Kirkland : I don't know. Taste it. -crosses his arms over his bare chest-.

[13:22:57] Arthur Rabbit : FLAVORED LIKE DRAGON FIRE.

[13:23:00] Arthur Rabbit : IT BUUURRRNSSSS.

[13:23:10] Detective Jones : *stops touching fuzzeh to open lube and taste it*. um this one is..fruity?.

[13:23:35] Officer Kirkland : Give me a taste! -opens his mouth and leans forward-.

[13:23:49] Arthur Rabbit : AND GUYS QUIT PLAYING WITH THE LUBE AND HAVE SEX. THIS ISN'T A TASTING EXHIBIT.

[13:24:05] Officer Kirkland : IT HAS TO BE THE RIGHT LUBE.

[13:24:38] Alfred Foxy Jones : Sparkly Rainbow lube that tastes like thre rainbow? :'D -cuddles the bottle-.

[13:24:59] Wanderer Alfred Jones : what does a rainbow taste like.

[13:25:00] Officer Kirkland : -interested- What do rainbows taste like?.

[13:25:03] Arthur Rabbit : Foxy has THE lube :O.

[13:25:10] Arthur Rabbit : SKITTLES.

[13:25:14] Arthur Rabbit : TASTE THE RAINBOW.

[13:25:18] Detective Jones : *gives bottle to fuzzeh* here..

[13:26:04] Officer Kirkland : -pouts at Poofy- NO, I didn't say give me the bottle. I said GIVE ME A TASTE. -licks Poofy's fingers suggestively-.

[13:26:29] Detective Jones : ....*puts some on fingers and gives to fuzzeh*.

[13:27:14] Officer Kirkland : -sucks and licks at Poofy's fingers seductively-.

[13:28:04] Detective Jones : *stares and tries not to whine*.

[13:29:15] Officer Kirkland : -releases Poofy's fingers slowly- I think that one is acceptable, darling. -lies back and spreads his legs again-.

[13:31:04] Detective Jones : *sighs in relief and puts more on his fingers before returning to his hand to fuzzeh's ass*.

[13:31:45] Officer Kirkland : -moans and strokes Poofy's cock lazily- P-Poofy... Ahhh... what-- ohh... which position do you want to do me in?.

[13:32:06] StarQBAlfredJones : ono WHY IS THERE SEX IN THE CBOX xD.

[13:32:26] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ...DON'T YOU DARE COCKBLOCK THEM! :| ).

[13:32:30] Officer Kirkland : IM SORRY QB WOULD YOU LIKE TO COCKBLOCK US? XD.

[13:32:42] Arthur Rabbit : THEY'RE ALMOST THERE. JUST LET THEM.

[13:32:46] StarQBAlfredJones : *SCREAMS*.

[13:32:48] StarQBAlfredJones : NO.

[13:32:48] StarQBAlfredJones : OMG.

[13:32:50] StarQBAlfredJones : NO NONNJO.

[13:32:52] StarQBAlfredJones : *SCREAMING*.

[13:32:55] Wanderer Alfred Jones : .....

[13:32:59] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ....I hate you..

[13:33:01] Arthur Rabbit : O_O.

[13:33:03] Wanderer Alfred Jones : SO FRAKING MUCH..

[13:33:09] Wanderer Alfred Jones : :|.

[13:33:12] Detective Jones : oAo...imsorry.

[13:33:12] StarQBAlfredJones : *SOBS IN A CORNER*.

[13:33:17] Damsel Arthur : D:.

[13:33:26] Officer Kirkland : -distracted by the screaming-.

[13:33:33] StarQBAlfredJones : *SOBS*.

[13:33:34] Arthur the Hunter : D:.

And the reason:

[13:36:47] StarQBAlfredJones : (I'M SORRY I DON'T WANNA SEE PORN WHEN SOME CRAZY LADY KILLED A BABY KITTEN).

[StarQBAlfredJones]

orzzz I'M SO SORRY. I just came back into the cbox during that awful scene and porn + kitten murder didn't really go well together. xD;;;

FEEL FREE TO TRY AGAIN, THOUGH <333

[Wanda]

Of what could have been a cockblock if it wasn't a typo: Log...something.

[23:48:37] Assistant Alfred Jones : -Plots cockblocking-

[23:48:54] Officer Kirkland : (ASSI. Do you have ANY idea how many times we've come really close and then have been cockblocked? XDDD)

[23:49:01] Detective Jones : O-OH! S-sorry! *pulls back a bit* S-should I just use my fingers?..and do we have lube? and and..*meep(

[23:49:08] Wanderer Alfred Jones : .......*tries not to laugh)

[23:49:22] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *throws up at Poofy* CATCH!

[23:49:33] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ALSO. IT'S RAINBOW LUBE.

[23:49:40] Wanderer Alfred Jones : :D

[23:49:48] Detective Jones : lol assi I thought that said pilots for a moment

[23:49:52] Officer Kirkland : ((... lol. Throws up? YOU VOMITED ON POOFY WHILE WE'RE TRYING TO SMEX? XDD))

[23:50:05] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ...*at

[23:50:13] Detective Jones : *rolls laughing* )

[23:50:20] Wanderer Alfred Jones : (....no but that just hilarious.)

[23:50:32] Officer Kirkland : (LOL wanda <3 XDD)

[23:50:47] Assistant Alfred Jones : (XDD )

[23:51:52] Officer Kirkland : I-if you want to... Anything is fine, as long as it's with you... -spreads his legs a little wider and arches his back slightly-

[Officer Kirkland]

The time Poofy thought with his fingers, rather than with his cock:

(LOG 09)

[12:25:54] Officer Kirkland : Y-yes... -moans loudly- Poofy... please... put it in!


[12:34:37] Officer Kirkland : P-Poofy, please! I can't-- I can't... -crying with a trail of drool running down his chin- Please... either put it in or give me back the unicorn horn!

[12:36:06] Detective Jones : ok..ok *slips fingers into fuzzeh*...

[12:37:04] Officer Kirkland : -moans loudly and claws at Poofy's back- Ohhh... Poofy... Ahh~

[12:43:44] Detective Jones : *fingers fuzzeh keeping a tight hold on him while blushing fiercly.*

[12:45:24] Officer Kirkland : Ohh... Ohhh~ I-- I think I'm--- -bites into Poofy's shoulder to stifle a loud cry as he comes-
[12:45:55] @ King of Spades : And Fuzz came~

[12:47:39] Detective Jones : *whinces at the bite but sighs as fuzzeh finishes* feel better now dear?

[12:49:00] Officer Kirkland : -flopped against Poofy limply, panting and sweating- I... I wanted you inside me... -whining-

[12:49:58] Detective Jones : I was inside you ..technically.>n>

[12:50:22] Wanderer Alfred Jones : Poofy.

[12:50:37] Detective Jones : yes wanda?

[12:50:38] Wanderer Alfred Jones : He wants more than just your fingers.

[12:50:40] Officer Kirkland : -looks up, teary, red and dishevelled- y-yes, and that felt wonderful... but... I wanted... -blushblush- I wanted your cock inside me!

[12:50:58] Wanderer Alfred Jones : Ala he wants your cock. :|

[12:51:05] @ King of Spades : yeah damn right Poof, you loser

[12:51:28] Detective Jones : ;n; *is not a loser*

[12:52:32] Detective Jones : I know dear and I'm sorry but you were all desperate and I couldn't do things quick enough! >.<

[12:53:30] Officer Kirkland : N-next time, then. -sticky and sated and limp-

[Officer Kirkland]

... The time Fuzzy tried to be kinky and Poofy remained relatively innocent:

(LOG 10)

[11:59:26] Detective Jones : what you were doing before was fine...i'll try not to pass out this time *fans self*

[12:02:14] Officer Kirkland : -ushers Poofy back onto the couch and kneels in front of him- T-then... M-master... -licks his lips slowly-

[12:04:30] Detective Jones : *stares down at fuzzeh blushing again* Yes dear...go on.

[12:06:03] Officer Kirkland : M-master... How may I please you? -leans forward, the dress riding up and exposing all of his pale thighs-

[12:06:48] Detective Jones : *Wriggles and nods* >.<

[12:08:03] Officer Kirkland : -falters- ...What would you like me to do? -crawls forward a little until he's kneeling between Poofy's legs-

[12:09:18] Detective Jones : *stares down at crotch..then back up at fuzzeh* you said you would..>.>

[12:11:07] Officer Kirkland : Master... must give his servant an order... or else I won't know what to do~ -leans his cheek against Poofy's thigh-

[12:11:59] Wanderer Alfred Jones : LOL

[12:12:08] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ...I think Master wants a BJ.

[12:12:20] Wanderer Alfred Jones : :D

[12:12:29] Assistant Alfred Jones : :DDD

[12:12:29] Officer Kirkland : (Shhh Wanda, he needs to tell me that himself! XD)

[12:12:47] Wanderer Alfred Jones : (alright. ;P)

[12:13:04] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *starts humming insde of you under her breath*

[12:13:13] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *inside

[12:13:14] Detective Jones : wanda XDDD

[12:15:14] Detective Jones : *makes flustered face and quickly says* d-dear, pleaseblowme *turns scarlet*

[12:15:35] Detective Jones : you faved that too 8D )

[12:16:21] Officer Kirkland : Yes master~ -sultry smile as he leans in to nuzzle Poofy's crotch-

[12:18:32] Detective Jones : *squeezes eyes shut and tries not to groan*

[12:19:31] Officer Kirkland : -slowly plays with Poofy's zip... with his teeth-

[12:20:33] Detective Jones : *peeks down and wiggles more* f-fuzzeh..

[12:21:07] Officer Kirkland : -peers up, one hand on each of Poofy's thighs- Yes, Master~?

[12:23:24] Detective Jones : *nearly faints again panting*

[12:23:55] Officer Kirkland : -stares up, waiting for an order-

[12:26:27] Detective Jones : K-keep going fuzzeh >//<

[12:28:05] Officer Kirkland : Y-yes, Master~ -slowly eases Poofy's zip down and nuzzles his cock through his underwear-

And then of course I had to leave. We were cockblocked. BY MY MOTHER OF ALL PEOPLE. orz

[Arthur Rabbit]

Finally, after multiple failed attempts, Poofy and Fuzzy have succeeded in having sexual intercourse. THE HUNS HAVE FINALLY BEEN DEFEATED!

[19:12:47 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -nekkid shower time with Poofy- <3 <3 <3.

[19:13:27 31/08/11] Detective Jones : ok for real going for shower now brb XD.

[19:13:40 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : See you later Poofy!.

[19:13:47 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -suprises Poofy in the shower-.

[19:14:03 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : Fuzz, that's creepy and not sexy at all XD.

[19:14:12 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : XDDD.

[19:14:24 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : but I'd be NAKED. Isn't that sexy enough?!?.

[19:18:03 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -dresses up in a sexy nurse costume to wait for Poofy's return-.

[19:22:10 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -finds his sexiest, laciest panties to wear underneath the costume-.

[19:23:08 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : Guys, should I wear a bra too? -holds up the matching bra-.

[19:23:18 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : ... i say no..

[19:23:30 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : Nah, no bra Fuzzy. Cuter if he can see your little nips XD.

[19:24:35 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : Are you sure? What if the bra is lacy and thin enough to show them anyway? -indecisive-.

[19:24:58 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : I was going to suprise him in the shower, but Kingy said that'd be creepy ;A;.

[19:25:05 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : *thinks* I dunno...I just feel like the panties are enough, you know?.

[19:25:13 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : yeah.

[19:25:23 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : Draws attention down there, were you want it the most XD.

[19:25:24 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : draws attention to certain areas of particular interest..

[19:25:25 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : yeah, bra's a downer D8.

[19:25:28 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : BUNN.

[19:25:33 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : BRAIN WAVELENGTHS MATCH.

[19:25:49 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : MEATY I WAS ABOUT TO WRITE WAVELENGTHS.

[19:25:49 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : *snuggles* braiiiinnnnns..

[19:25:54 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : SO IT'S LIKE DOUBLE WAVELENGTH.

[19:26:10 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : *huggles*.

[19:26:20 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : we are so amazing bunn.

[19:26:23 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : A tiny bell around your dick could be cute, Fuzz!.

[19:26:36 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : No, you're amazing <3.

[19:26:38 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -puts the bra away and leans over a bit- Do you think the skirt is short enough? Should I take the hem up?.

[19:26:42 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ....*ponders taking pictures of Poofy's reaction or video tape it*.

[19:26:46 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : ...... D'8 kingy i was not expecting that comment.

[19:26:52 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : XD that was so.

[19:26:55 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : Oh my God yes a bell. :D Or at least a ribbon!.

[19:27:07 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : Kingy, maybe that should be saved for the cat cosplay ;D.

[19:27:13 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : Nobody expects the Kingy anyway!.

[19:27:14 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : ribbon. seriously.

[19:27:28 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : because it's really weird if every time you move, it rings.

[19:27:31 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : XD.

[19:27:49 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : it's sooo cute if it rings <3.

[19:27:52 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : "I can hear your dick twitching for me~".

[19:28:16 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : Hmm... -finds a matching lacy ribbon and ties it around his cock- L-like this? -blushblush-.

[19:28:23 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : LOL BUNBUN.

[19:28:37 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : And meaty.. I'm sorry, I forgot that we were supposed to be keeping it clean cuz of your sis XDDD.

[19:28:41 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : *blushes* Bunn! *whispers hurriedly* that was so indecent.

[19:28:49 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : nah she's just left.

[19:28:51 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : XD.

[19:29:17 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : but seriously, bunn.

[19:29:23 31/08/11] Arthur the Hunter : the impropriety. *gasps*.

[19:29:24 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : *blushes* *whispers back* I-I'm sorry, hon, please forgive me. ;_;.

[19:30:00 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *thumbs up at Fuzz* That's really cute!.

[19:30:17 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : Right on cue the forum slut is here to save the porn!.

[19:30:33 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -blushblush- W-will Poofy like it? How should I wait for him? On the bed?.

[19:31:29 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : On the bed! Let me decorate everything for you, Fuzz!.

[19:32:44 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : O-okay! -crawls onto the bed, wiggling his hips to practice for when Poofy comes back-.

[19:35:06 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *decorates bed with white and pastel colours and lots of frills and laces.

[19:38:08 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -lays down in a sexy pose to wait for Poofy-.

[19:42:09 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *adds lip tint to Fuzz' lips*.

[19:43:44 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *a bit of blush on the cheeks*.

[19:45:53 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -sexy pose on the bed-.

[19:46:34 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : You look prettiful Fuzz! Like a doll but not too over done!.

[19:47:01 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : I-is this costume okay though? Should I change it? He liked the maid one i wore the other day....

[19:47:59 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : No! I think the crossdress shouldn't be too much! You gotta show your manly equipments as well if you know what I mean!.

[19:49:48 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -peers up his own skirt- S-so am I... being manly enough?.

[19:52:09 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : (got her camera ready*).

[19:52:10 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -sexy pose on the bed in his nurse costume, flashing his lacy panties- P-Poofy... W-welcome back. Did you enjoy your shower?.

[19:52:30 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : hurhurhurhur *plays on piano for Poof's arrival*.

[19:52:37 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *turns the camera on to Poofy's face*.

[19:54:32 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : Poof's reaction sure is delayed, did he die of sexy?.

[19:54:34 31/08/11] Detective Jones : (OMG GUYS WTH <3 ).

[19:54:35 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ....

[19:54:42 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : YAY! <3.

[19:54:58 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -super uke face- P-Poofy... I... I need you inside me, right now....

[19:55:00 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : it's a surprise for you Poof!.

[19:55:22 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *cheers for Fuzz like a hooligan*.

[19:55:26 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *stares just stares at everything* F-fuzzeh--w-whats going on! oAo.

[19:55:47 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *takes a pic of Poofy's face*.

[19:56:11 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -doesn't seem to be working, so tries a different sexy pose- Poofy... don't you want me? -another flash of his lacy panties-.

[19:56:55 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *another hooligan cheer*.

[19:57:21 31/08/11] Detective Jones : ./////////. *scoots over to were fuzzeh is slowly*.

[19:57:57 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *Kingy's piano playing intesifies*.

[19:58:24 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : XD.

[19:58:32 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *starts humming Inside of You*.

[19:58:33 31/08/11] Farm Boy Alfred F Jones : ....

[19:58:41 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -uncertain and insecure now since Poofy isn't making a move- P-Poofy... -breathless uke voice-.

[20:00:24 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *sits on edge of bed still staring widely* fuzzehh >.< *wiggling nervously*.

[20:00:49 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ...I THINK HE LIKES IT FUZZY..

[20:00:51 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : :D.

[20:02:14 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : Y-yes? -uncertain and a little bit scared- D-do you not like it? I-- I... -covers his face in embarrassment-.

[20:05:06 31/08/11] Detective Jones : Noiloveit! *trying not to hide own own face*.

[20:05:15 31/08/11] Detective Jones : (<3 ).

[20:05:57 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -peeks up- R-really? -blushblush, accompanied by another flash of his panties-.

[20:06:27 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : XD).

[20:07:28 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *squeaks at seeing the panties and moves closer to fuzzeh to grab him*.

[20:08:01 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : °///7///°.

[20:09:36 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -is grabbed- P-Poofy... will you... p-put it in? P-please? -leans up for a kiss-.

[20:09:38 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : :D).

[20:09:53 31/08/11] Alfred Foxy Jones : ..

[20:10:15 31/08/11] Farm Boy Alfred F Jones : ..

[20:10:56 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *cheers for porn*.

[20:11:30 31/08/11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *giggles*).

[20:12:21 31/08/11] Farm Boy Alfred F Jones : (XD).

[20:13:01 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *pulls fuzzeh up into his arms and kisses him still wiggling anxiously*.

[20:13:04 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : (Please actually get to penetration...*7*).

[20:14:33 31/08/11] Detective Jones : (dont rush meh!).

[20:14:48 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : gawd, Bunn, you gotta save this cbox session XD.

[20:15:01 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : cause I won't stay for very long XD.

[20:15:30 31/08/11] Arthur Rabbit : No problem Kingy XD.

[20:15:36 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -climbs into Poofy's lap and kisses Poofy passionately-.

[20:17:35 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : Thanks XD.

[20:18:24 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *wraps arms around fuzzeh and slips hand down into those panties* *u*.

[20:18:58 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -moans softly into Poofy's mouth and hopes that Poofy notices the lacy ribbon tied around his cock-.

[20:21:15 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *pulls back and notices with a chuckle* D-did you really do all this for me?.

[20:22:51 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -moaning and gasping for breath- Y-yes... All for you... -leans his forehead against Poofy's shoulder- B-because I love you....

[20:24:37 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *whispers*Hey, give us decorators some credits, Fuzz.

[20:24:47 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *leans over and licks fuzzeh's neck* I love you too...

[20:25:11 31/08/11] Detective Jones : (i love you guys too *u*..seriously best early birthday present evar! ).

[20:26:54 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : Y-yes... ohhh... Kingy, Bunn, Meaty and Wanda helped me set everything up... -gasps into Poofy's shoulder and fumbles with Poofy's shirt buttons-.

[20:28:20 31/08/11] @ King of Spades : *v*.

[20:32:18 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *smiles* I'm glad they did then..*continues to suck on fuzzeh's neck*.

[20:33:24 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -moans louder, wiggling on Poofy's lap as he tries to unfasten Poofy's trousers-.

[20:35:43 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *wiggles out of shirt and pants for fuzzeh*.

[20:36:25 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -licks a trail down Poofy's chest-.

[20:39:06 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *bites lip and wiggles more* fuuzzeh~.

[20:39:29 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -licks a trail right down to Poofy's groin-.

[20:41:13 31/08/11] Detective Jones : *pulls fuzzeh back up* >///>.

[20:41:53 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : -licks his lips with a small, sulking whine- Poofy, what...?.

[20:43:46 31/08/11] Detective Jones : you ..you didn't want just bjs today right? *hides face at saying that*.

[20:45:50 31/08/11] Officer Kirkland : W-well, no... but.... I wanted to make you feel good before you make me feel good. -stares down at the tip of Poofy's cock peeking out of his trousers-.

[20:48:11] Detective Jones : *pets fuzzeh hair* you don't think me bending you over will make me feel good too?.

[20:50:16] Officer Kirkland : W-well... yes... -blushblush- D-do you have the lube?.

[20:51:52] Detective Jones : n-no I just got out of the shower I didn't bring lube! oAo.

[20:52:11] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *throws over some lube to Poofy*'.

[20:52:15] Wanderer Alfred Jones : NOW YOU DO..

[20:52:26] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ...and yes, it's rainbow..

[20:53:17] Officer Kirkland : -wiggles- P-Poofy, we don't need a condom... I... I want you to come inside me!.

[20:55:18] Detective Jones : *hides face quickly and gets hit with lube* oh look there 's some..

[20:56:21] Officer Kirkland : -blushblush- P-please Poofy... t-touch me! -flips his skirt up slightly, his cock poking over the top of the panties-.

[20:58:14] Detective Jones : *hesitantly reaches out and tugs the panties down*.

[20:59:57] Officer Kirkland : -moans and lifts his leg to make it easier for Poofy- D-do you want me to keep the dress on?.

[21:02:10] Detective Jones : *feels up fuzzeh's cock* Hm..I don't know *looks fuzzeh' up and down* you look so good in it but...

[21:04:21] Officer Kirkland : -moans and leans against Poofy's chest, bucking his hips lightly-.

[21:07:12] Detective Jones : *pushes fuzzeh back down onto bed*.

[21:07:52] Officer Kirkland : -pulls Poofy down on top of him, clinging to him tightly- P-Poofy... ohhhh... -moaning-.

[21:10:25] Detective Jones : *licks fuzzeh's jaw and pushes the dress up*.

[21:10:55] Officer Kirkland : -reaches down to stroke Poofy's cock- P-please, Poofy--.

[21:12:35] Detective Jones : *groans breathless* a-are we really ready for this?.

[21:12:52] Wanderer Alfred Jones : ....DUDE I THINK YES.).

[21:13:02] StarQBAlfredJones : (LOL SRSLY).

[21:13:31] Officer Kirkland : -peers up tearfully- O-only if you're ready... I can keep waiting... if you need me to... -panting and blushing-.

[21:13:54] Officer Kirkland : I-- I'll just go find my u-unicorn horn. It should keep me satisfied until you're ready..

[21:16:15] Detective Jones : *holds fuzzeh down* no! your mine now >//>.

[21:18:06] Officer Kirkland : -a little bit scared by Poofy's sudden seriousness- O-oh, I w-won't do that either then... I can wait. -bites his lip-.

[21:20:50] Detective Jones : *kisses fuzzeh* silly..I meant ..i meant that *whispers* i'll do you.>//<.

[21:23:24] Officer Kirkland : -blushblush- O-only if you want to, though. Don't force yourself. -stares down at his skinny, pale body- I... I know that maybe you like something.... *else*, but... I really... -fiddles with the elastic of his thigh highs-.

[21:28:02] Officer Kirkland : -looks away tearfully- I-it's okay... if you don't want me like that. I know that... I'm not much to look at. -fiddles with the thigh highs some more- I'll still be only yours though, if you want. -looking away-.

[21:29:20] Detective Jones : *frowns and is tempted to smack fuzzeh* keep talking like that and I really will make you wait some more..

[21:31:18] Officer Kirkland : -looks up tearfully- W-what? What did I say wrong? I already said that I wouldn't sleep with random people, even if you don't want me! -confused-.

[21:32:02] Detective Jones : *leans down at nips at fuzzehs ears* i want you silly..I really do..

[21:34:28] Officer Kirkland : T-then... -bites at his lip some more- A-are you sure you want me, even though I'm not... I don't... -can't say it again or he'll burst into tears-.

[21:36:26] Detective Jones : don't what? I want you just the way you are dear..no different *kisses fuzzeh again into submission*.

[21:41:31] Officer Kirkland : -allows himself to be kissed and lies back on the bed- P-please... do what you like to me, Poofy~ -spreads his legs slightly-.

[21:45:04] Detective Jones : *looks a little embarressed but nods, opens lube and puts it on his fingers* I'm going to do everything then..

[21:46:04] Officer Kirkland : -spreads his legs wider, gazing up at Poofy with an absolute uke face- Poofy... Please....

[21:47:42] Detective Jones : *gently pushes one finger into fuzzeh while leaning down to kiss him*.

[21:48:17] Officer Kirkland : -moans and arches up to try and meet Poofy's lips-.

[21:50:27] Detective Jones : *kisses fuzzeh deeper to distract him while putting another finger in*.

[21:51:35] Officer Kirkland : -groans into Poofy's mouth and writhes, thrusting back against Poofy's fingers-.

[21:51:48] Officer Kirkland : (WILL I FINALLY BE SPEARED TODAY?).

[21:52:51] Detective Jones : *stops kissing and grins down at fuzzeh* eager much? *keeps stretching*.

[21:53:00] Wanderer Alfred Jones : DO IT, DO IT DO IT.).

[21:54:17] Officer Kirkland : -gasping for breath- I-- I can't help it, I want you inside me! -moaning loudly- I... More... Need more... -claps his hands over his mouth to stifle his moaning-.

[21:56:56] Detective Jones : *adds another finger and nuzzles the side of fuzzeh's face* no, let me hear you dear~.

[21:59:40] Officer Kirkland : -shakes his head weakly, face flushed bright red- -moaning into his hands as he thrusts back onto Poofy's fingers, letting him stretch him wide open-.

[22:00:34] Detective Jones : *shoves fingers further in* pllleaseee~.

[22:02:36] Officer Kirkland : -throws his head back against the pillows with a loud cry as Poofy's fingers brush his prostate-.

[22:06:07] Detective Jones : *smirks just a bit* fuzzeh you making such inappropriate sounds >///>.

[22:07:26] Officer Kirkland : -gasping and moaning wantonly- I-- ohhhh, I can't help it, you make me like this-- Ohh, there, again, p-please! -writhing in pleasure-.

[22:09:32] Detective Jones : *puases wondering he he should do that again or pull his fingers out* What do you want fuzzeh dear?.

[22:10:38] Officer Kirkland : -covers his mouth, peering up tearfully through half-lidded eyes and he shakes his head weakly-.

[22:12:11] Detective Jones : *takes his fingers out and looks concerned at the tears* What's wrong?.

[22:13:57] Officer Kirkland : D-don't make me say it! -shameful tears starting to trickle down his cheeks- Please, P-Poofy, don't make me say it... I just... I want... -covers his face with his hands-.

[22:15:15] Detective Jones : We cant stop if it's too much for you.*frowning and worried*.

[22:17:07] Officer Kirkland : N-no... -voice muffled by his hands- I... I want this... I want you! B-but... don't make me say such shameful things... -gripping his own hair tightly-.

[22:18:33] Detective Jones : you didn't have a problem saying them earlier..*tugs the hands from fuzzeh's mouth and hair* are you sure your ok...

[22:20:45] Officer Kirkland : B-but earlier you couldn't see me... like this... -lets his hands be tugged away but refuses to look up at Poofy- I... I want this! J-just... P-please... .

[22:22:42] Detective Jones : Why should that matter..I love you fuzzeh *kisses rather sloppily* so don't stress over anything, just enjoy it ok..

[22:24:21] Officer Kirkland : -is kissed- I-- I love you too-- P-please, Poofy... I... I need you inside me!.

[22:24:58] Officer Kirkland : -saliva running down his chin and tears still running down his cheeks-.

[22:25:41] Officer Kirkland : (GUYS. I THINK IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. SOMEONE LOG THIS MOMENT. ).

[22:25:59] Detective Jones : *wipes tears away* not until you stop crying and smile for me.

[22:26:36] Arthur Rabbit : Already logging, Kingy told me to earlier XD.

[22:27:32] Officer Kirkland : P-please! -tearfully begging- Poofy... I... Please!.

[22:27:45] Officer Kirkland : (GOOD JOB AGENT BUNBUN!).

[22:30:00] Detective Jones : *pushes dress up further and reaches down to coat cock in lube* Fuzzeh..crying isn't sexy dear *kisses*.

[22:31:06] Officer Kirkland : -kisses back- Please... I'm sorry! -covers his face again- I can't stop! I... Poofy, please....

[22:34:26] Detective Jones : *sighs and kisses fuzzeh while slowly pushing into him*.

[22:34:50] Officer Kirkland : (PENETRATION?!).

[22:35:01] Detective Jones : ff- yes finally <3).

[22:35:01] Officer Kirkland : ( 8D ).

[22:35:07] StarQBAlfredJones : (HOLY CRAP NOW IF THEY CAN ORGASM, LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE XD).

[22:35:17] Officer Kirkland : (BUNBUN MAKE SURE YOU'RE LOGGING THIS).

[22:36:06] Arthur Rabbit : (I AM :Db).

[22:36:52] Officer Kirkland : -keens loudly as he feels Poofy's cock stretching his hole even further, sliding slowly into his body-.

[22:38:17] Officer Kirkland : P-Poofy... ohhh... please... I want your whole cock inside me... -tries to push himself further down onto Poofy's cock-.

[22:38:29] Officer Kirkland : (LOL IT TOOK US LONG ENOUGH).

[22:38:41] Wanderer Alfred Jones : XD).

[22:39:37] Detective Jones : *laughs a bit but his breath catches and turns into a moan* oh now your being vocal again?.

[22:41:16] Officer Kirkland : -tears up and covers his mouth and face again- D-don't make fun of me! -muffled voice and moaning-.

[22:42:12] Detective Jones : I'm not dear but your *panting and pushing further in* too fun *showers fuzzeh with kisses*.

[22:43:56] Officer Kirkland : -lets out a muffled cry as Poofy slides the whole way in- P-Poofy... -leans up for a kiss, quickly becoming incoherent-.

[22:47:48] Detective Jones : *kisses fuzzeh moaning into his mouth*.

[22:49:09] Officer Kirkland : P-please -moaning desperately- Please, P-Poofy, move! -thrusting his hips back against Poofy's cock-.

[22:53:03] Officer Kirkland : -moans wantonly, reaching up to wind his arms around Poofy's neck- Ohh... Ohhh... -gasping-.

[22:56:31] Detective Jones : *thrusts a little faster* w-we're doing it finally *small laugh holding fuzzeh tigher* I love you!.

[22:57:11] StarQBAlfredJones : (FFF poofy you made me laugh. "We're doing it finally!" oh man, sexy sex talk).

[22:57:44] Detective Jones : shush XD i'm happy not to be a virgin anymore! oAo ).

[22:57:56] StarQBAlfredJones : (XDDD *claps*).

[22:58:21] Officer Kirkland : (lol I was gonna say, I love your dirty talk, Poofy XDD <3).

[22:58:34] StarQBAlfredJones : (so hot, Poofy~).

[22:58:39] Detective Jones : //P ).

[22:58:49] Farm Boy Alfred F Jones : (lol XD).

[23:00:31] Officer Kirkland : -manages a small, shaky smile for Poofy- Ohhh... Darling, you feel so good inside me... stretching me wide and forcing me to feel every inch of your cock... -keeps moaning loudly, arms locked tightly around Poofy's neck- H-harder! Please, Poofy!.

[23:03:56] Detective Jones : *flushes at the dirty talk and buries his face in fuzzeh's chest while trying to move his hips faster* f-fuzzeh..ohh..oohh.

[23:05:32] Officer Kirkland : -clutches at Poofy, crying out loudly with every thrust- P-Poofy! I l-love you! -can feel his orgasm approaching-.

[23:10:43] Detective Jones : *bites down on fuzzeh's collarbone moaning* uuh.oh god fuzzeh. You feel too good..

[23:13:24] Officer Kirkland : -realises he can't come- Poofy, P-Poofy, please... I need... please... the ribbon... -incoherently moaning and crying out- Oh fuck, oh fuck. Poofy, more, harder-- b-but please, the ribbon... off... -toes curling as he writhes underneath Poofy-.

[23:16:42] Detective Jones : *takes a moment to realize what fuzzeh wants through his hazy mind but quickly reaches down and tugs the ribbon off while stroking fuzzeh's cock along to his thrusts* I-is that better dear *trails off into moaning*.

[23:18:04] Officer Kirkland : -screams as Poofy's cock finally finds his prostate- P-Poofy! Ohhh.....

[23:21:00] Detective Jones : *quickly looks up* f-fuzzeh are you alright *afraid he might have hurt him*.

[23:22:28] Officer Kirkland : -smiles sloppily, eyes half-lidded- Y-yes, darling... Oohhh... Ab--absolutely perfect... -crying out loudly each time Poofy thrusts, trying to angle his hips so that his prostate will be stimulated each time- Y-you're... lovely, darling~ -moaning-.

[23:26:39] Detective Jones : *smiles back thrusting a bit slower but harder now* Your..better..Mmnh..so much better *trails his way up to kissing fuzzeh again, his free hand finding fuzzeh's nipples through the dress*.

[23:29:32] Officer Kirkland : -kisses Poofy desperately and arches up with a loud grown at the rough touches to his nipples- N-no, you're p-perfect, you're everything, I love you, I love you! -can't think of anything except the feeling of Poofy thrusting in and out and the hand on his nipples-.

[23:34:12] Detective Jones : *licks into fuzzeh's mouth sloppy, teeth clacking* I love..I love you too! * pinches fuzzeh's nipples hard and moans loudly* oh god fuzzeh..I'm Nngg..

[23:35:30] Officer Kirkland : P-please-- -crying out- P-please fill me up! I want to feel you deep inside me! Ohh, Ohhh.... P-Poofy--!.

[23:41:49] Detective Jones : ah..ahh oh fuzzeh ooh *moans out loudly losing control* love..you I love you! *thrusts a few more times before coming inside of fuzzeh with a yell*.

[23:43:18] Officer Kirkland : P-Poofy--! -comes with a loud cry, throwing his head back onto the pillow and thrashing from side to side from the force of his orgasm-.

[23:43:27] Officer Kirkland : ((GUYS WE MADE IT 8D)).

[23:43:31] StarQBAlfredJones : (*CLAPS* THEY DID IT, YOU GUYS XD)).

[23:44:10] Wanderer Alfred Jones : YES.

[23:44:24] Demon America : (yayyyyyyyy!).

[23:44:24] Detective Jones : ( *happy tears* 8''D ).

[23:44:25] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *starts laughing like France*.

[23:44:31] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *).

[23:44:44] Farm Boy Alfred F Jones : (YAY Poofy and Fuzzy!).

[23:44:59] Officer Kirkland : ((POOFY, IM SO PROUD OF YOU)).

[23:45:03] Wanderer Alfred Jones : IT ONLY TOOK YOU LIKE....um.).

[23:45:11] Demon America : (three cheers for poofy and fuzzy!).

[23:45:12] Wanderer Alfred Jones : HOW MANY LOGS?).

[23:45:14] Officer Kirkland : ((YOU FINALLY SPEARED YOUR FISH)).

[23:45:16] Wanderer Alfred Jones : *cheers*).

[23:45:21] Wanderer Alfred Jones : :D).

[23:45:51] Detective Jones : ( I AM A MAN NOW!).

[23:45:58] Wanderer Alfred Jones : XD).

[23:46:04] Farm Boy Alfred F Jones : (XDD).

[23:46:07] Officer Kirkland : ((LIKE, TEN OR SOMETHING... BUT THERE WERE QUIET A FEW THAT I MISSED LOGGING, TOO)).

[23:46:24] Officer Kirkland : ((YES, POOFY, MY MANLY SPEAR! <3 I LOVE YOU!)).