Re: The Demon Show

[Lord Arthur Kirkland]

*laughs as Mickey D's burns*

Ah, hello wifey dear, how are you?

[Queen of Spades]

Oh, good, Kingy! You burned McDonalds! That means that everyone can try my lovely soup I just made! It's chicken noodle.



Doesn't it look yummy? Who wants some!

[Guest]

*laughs as Mickey D's burns*

Ah, hello wifey dear, how are you?

*keeps sobbing over McDonalds, but then hears a familiar voice…* *turns around, smiling brightly* KIRKIE~! *glomps* Husband of mine! You finally came to visit me…! *Steals Hattie, completely forgetting about the great loss incurred by McDonald’s sudden death. As he models Hattie, he turns particularly serious.*

What’s this I hear from Foxy that you’re letting our baby get his hands on porn, eh? *pouts* You’re supposed to be a responsible Papa, my love.

Doesn't it look yummy? Who wants some!

;ﾟДﾟThat’s not chicken noodle soup! – That’s coal soup … with chicken!

(I think I’ll pass for now. ^^ I’m thinking of making a trip home to visit my Demon Mama – I can only digest so much coal at a time… my stomach has since my chibi days grown terribly intolerant of it.)



**Guests: The Demon Show does NOT take any responsibility for possible food poisoning incurred from the chicken noodle soup. We only endorse the cookies.

[Guest]

* watches on in amusement at everyone's fails* I see...

[Officer Kirkland]

Doesn't it look yummy? Who wants some!

I want some!!! -waves his arm in the air- You look like me, so it must be good! -Tugs at Poofy's shirt- Alfy, Alfy, let's try it! I want to try it, Alfy! You want to, too! -cuddles against Poofy and points at Queeny's soup-

[Detective Jones]

Doesn't it look yummy? Who wants some!

I want some!!! -waves his arm in the air- You look like me, so it must be good! -Tugs at Poofy's shirt- Alfy, Alfy, let's try it! I want to try it, Alfy! You want to, too! -cuddles against Poofy and points at Queeny's soup-

*stares at soup rather frightened and keeps his hold on fuzzeh* A-Are you sure? It looks..questionable. *glances at the cookies longingly* I think I'd rather have more of those.

[Guest]

Doesn't it look yummy? Who wants some!

I want some!!! -waves his arm in the air- You look like me, so it must be good! -Tugs at Poofy's shirt- Alfy, Alfy, let's try it! I want to try it, Alfy! You want to, too! -cuddles against Poofy and points at Queeny's soup-

*nods approvingly, arms crossed* Smart decision, Detective. ^^

Even the cookies seem to approve.







((On that note, I think the cookies also approve of how fast we have all reached page 3. Great team effort, everyone! ))

[Officer Kirkland]

*stares at soup rather frightened and keeps his hold on fuzzeh* A-Are you sure? It looks..questionable. *glances at the cookies longingly* I think I'd rather have more of those.

Noooooo, Alfy, don't you love me? I think it would be nice, don't you? -glares at the cookies- Stupid grinning biscuits! Stop being creepy!

*nods approvingly, arms crossed* Smart decision, Detective. ^^

Even the cookies seem to approve.

-beats at Poofy's chest- Noooooo, don't listen to him! I want soup! So do you! You're my Alfy!

[Detective Jones]

*stares at soup rather frightened and keeps his hold on fuzzeh* A-Are you sure? It looks..questionable. *glances at the cookies longingly* I think I'd rather have more of those.

Noooooo, Alfy, don't you love me? I think it would be nice, don't you? -glares at the cookies- Stupid grinning biscuits! Stop being creepy!

*nods approvingly, arms crossed* Smart decision, Detective. ^^

Even the cookies seem to approve.

-beats at Poofy's chest- Noooooo, don't listen to him! I want soup! So do you! You're my Alfy!

*looks conflicted* Of course, I love you babes, but..maybe you can have soup and I can have cookies? *hopeful smile* I just they're so cute!

[Queen of Spades]

*pours bowls for both Officer and Detective*

Moany! Did this mean you wanted any? I have plenty here for you!

[StarQBAlfredJones]

*omnomnoms the cookie* Thanks Mama!

[Officer Kirkland]

*looks conflicted* Of course, I love you babes, but..maybe you can have soup and I can have cookies? *hopeful smile* I just they're so cute!

-pauses- Oh, I understand! Oh Alfy, you're so sweet -giggles drunkenly- You knew that I don't like the creepy biscuits because they attract you more than I do... But it would be rude not to accept so you're eating them for me! -snuggles into Poofy's chest- Oh, my hero~

*pours bowls for both Officer and Detective*

-accepts both bowls- Thank you! It certainly smells delicious! I'm sure you're just as good a cook as I am! And you should have some drinks, they're awfully nice~ -pours more alcohol-

Hey Alfy, you still have to try at least a spoonful, okay? For me? And then you should cuddle me some more. And then we will catch the hamburger thief!
-gulps the soup down with a bright smile- Mmm, delicious!

[Guest]

*pours bowls for both Officer and Detective*

Moany! Did this mean you wanted any? I have plenty here for you!

..... *looks at bowl of soup*

* watches on in amusement at everyone's fails* I see...

*nuzzles adorable chibi* You're such a curious chibi. <3 *gives cookie* Here, sit with you Mama and stay away from the soup. ^^

*omnomnoms the cookie* Thanks Mama!

<3 You're welcome, son! Want anything else?

[Lord Arthur Kirkland]

*laughs as Mickey D's burns*

Ah, hello wifey dear, how are you?

*keeps sobbing over McDonalds, but then hears a familiar voice…* *turns around, smiling brightly* KIRKIE~! *glomps* Husband of mine! You finally came to visit me…! *Steals Hattie, completely forgetting about the great loss incurred by McDonald’s sudden death. As he models Hattie, he turns particularly serious.*

What’s this I hear from Foxy that you’re letting our baby get his hands on porn, eh? *pouts* You’re supposed to be a responsible Papa, my love.

That's obviously false. And you know if I tried to stop him, the little Fox would find a way to either get more or get into somebody's pants.

*cough* Anyways rather than looking at my failures, here's a distraction! Look!

[Guest]

*laughs as Mickey D's burns*

Ah, hello wifey dear, how are you?

*keeps sobbing over McDonalds, but then hears a familiar voice…* *turns around, smiling brightly* KIRKIE~! *glomps* Husband of mine! You finally came to visit me…! *Steals Hattie, completely forgetting about the great loss incurred by McDonald’s sudden death. As he models Hattie, he turns particularly serious.*

What’s this I hear from Foxy that you’re letting our baby get his hands on porn, eh? *pouts* You’re supposed to be a responsible Papa, my love.

That's obviously false. And you know if I tried to stop him, the little Fox would find a way to either get more or get into somebody's pants.

*cough* Anyways rather than looking at my failures, here's a distraction! Look!

*stares at handsome hero!* Oh. ./////. W-what a handsome looking doppelganger of me! *tries to grope the hero...* I--I can't grope him. ;A; Why can't I grope him? *sobs*

[Lord Arthur Kirkland]

That's obviously false. And you know if I tried to stop him, the little Fox would find a way to either get more or get into somebody's pants.

*cough* Anyways rather than looking at my failures, here's a distraction! Look!

*stares at handsome hero!* Oh. ./////. W-what a handsome looking doppelganger of me! *tries to grope the hero...* I--I can't grope him. ;A; Why can't I grope him? *sobs*

Because I am much sexier and more gropable than that hero. *gropes wifey*

[Guest]

That's obviously false. And you know if I tried to stop him, the little Fox would find a way to either get more or get into somebody's pants.

*cough* Anyways rather than looking at my failures, here's a distraction! Look!

*stares at handsome hero!* Oh. ./////. W-what a handsome looking doppelganger of me! *tries to grope the hero...* I--I can't grope him. ;A; Why can't I grope him? *sobs*

Because I am much sexier and more gropable than that hero. *gropes wifey*

*pouts, crossing arms and allowing husband to grope* But you know I have a thing for heroes… do you think his superpower is to be grope-resistant?

*nuzzles husband* Just don’t be jealous, Kirkie You are more sexy and badass, my love. ^^



Just not as awesome as me, and my flying skills. <3

[Guest]

-nibbling cookie-


PFttt. Puh-leaze. Your skills fail as bad as Franny did before he could manage to actually fly.

[Guest]

-nibbling cookie-


PFttt. Puh-leaze. Your skills fail as bad as Franny did before he could manage to actually fly.

Y--You really think that?

[Guest]

;~;

Of course not mommy! -grabby paws- Your skills totally don't fail and fluff ;____;

[Guest]

;~;

Of course not mommy! -grabby paws- Your skills totally don't fail and fluff ;____;

*picks up chibi and showers with love* D'aww. *nuzzle, nuzzle* You're too cute! I can't stay mad at you. <3



((How are you, btw? ^^ It really hasn't been that long since I've talked to you, it just feels that way, I think. <3))

[Lord Arthur Kirkland]

Of course I'm more sexy and badass than any hero. However, I still believe I am at least as awesome as you, if not more.

[Guest]

Of course I'm more sexy and badass than any hero. However, I still believe I am at least as awesome as you, if not more.

.... at least as awesome?



*glomps* Just kidding, love. <3 Of course you're equally as awesome! ^^ I'm glad you think I'm sexier, though. Or did you just forget to clarify that, too? ;A; </3

[Guest]

-nuzzles- Yay <3 ((Win, play the cute crying chibi card and It's all good with momma, haha. need to write that one down))


Foxy is fine Mommy <3 Foxy misses mommy, but it's okeh(ish) since i get to talk and rant here to you <3 Of course, i can't forget teasing you. That's really lots of fun~ How is mommy, Foxy wonders. Is mommy doing okay? Is mummy swell? How is. everything. Foxy must know. -nod nod nod- Yes......

[Queen of Spades]

*pours bowls for both Officer and Detective*

Moany! Did this mean you wanted any? I have plenty here for you!

..... *looks at bowl of soup*

. . .. Aww. *pouty face* No one else wants soup?

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