The Demon Show
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Lord Arthur Kirkland
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Detective Jones
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The Demon Show
Welcome, welcome all to the Demon Show! In an attempt to create more buzz in the community section—because it’s a lovely place, really, albeit terribly ignored—this is a thread through which people can come bug Demon America about random stuff! – Also known as Demy, Moaney, Demon, Mama, Wifey, etc, and many other nicknames yet to be known, Demon is known for fails, randomness, and glomps, hugs and gropes.
So, take a seat somewhere, maybe in that chair over there *points*...
Grab a cookie.
(I made them myself. My husband Captain Kirkland had nothing to do with the making of these cookies. You won't get food poisoning. Promise.)
Tea or coffee.
And, uh, do something random and amusing.
(Or just say hello.)
We'll go from there.
Guest- Guest
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Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:Hewwo Mommy~
My Darling~ *huggles chibi* I hope you're behaving and being a good chibi. Here, have a cookie. <3
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Of course I'm being a gwood chibeh! -nibbles on cookie- <3 Are you bweing gwood mommy?
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... Do I need to arrest you for handing out unhealthy and dubious-looking biscuits to the unsuspecting public?
And I'm sure there's nothing wrong with your husband's cooking. He's just terribly, terribly misunderstood. Oh so very misunderstood. -sobs-
If you were to offer me a spot of tea, however... Or a splash of alcohol... I may be lenient with you >:3
And I'm sure there's nothing wrong with your husband's cooking. He's just terribly, terribly misunderstood. Oh so very misunderstood. -sobs-
If you were to offer me a spot of tea, however... Or a splash of alcohol... I may be lenient with you >:3
Officer Kirkland- Posts : 692
Join date : 2011-05-13
Age : 32
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Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:
Of course I'm being a gwood chibeh! -nibbles on cookie- <3 Are you bweing gwood mommy?
What do you mean if Mommy is being good? *gulps suspiciously* Heh, of course Mommy is being good, baby. <3 Mommy is always good!
King of Spades wrote:It's Karaoke timez
Ka-ra-o-ke!!!!
This one goes out to
*puts arm around your neck to pull you close and share a microphone*
♫ ♩♬ I want to sing in every language for you, baby~ ♪♫ And play on every instrument to say these words to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… ♫ ♪♫ believe me: I love you~! ♫ ♬
Officer Kirkland wrote:... Do I need to arrest you for handing out unhealthy and dubious-looking biscuits to the unsuspecting public?
And I'm sure there's nothing wrong with your husband's cooking. He's just terribly, terribly misunderstood. Oh so very misunderstood. -sobs-
If you were to offer me a spot of tea, however... Or a splash of alcohol... I may be lenient with you >:3
D—Dubious? *puffs out cheeks*
With all due respect, officer, I’ll have you know that these cookies were made with a recipe I received from a cookie connoisseur! *points with thumb behind him at friend*
See him over there?
8D But I’ll give you free alcohol anyway. Just because I have a thing for corrupting authority. ♥
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-chugs too much alcohol-
Oh hello there, Cookie Monster! I haven't seen you for so long! How is Tink doing? And Uni?
-turns around to look for Detective Poofy-
Alfy? Alfy! Look, my friends are back! Alfyyyyy?
-can't find Poofy, so turns back to Demy-
I'm going to cuff him to me next time, so we'll never be apart. He's lovely, you know. I want to cuddle! Alfy, cuddle me!
-peers at Demy-
You look like him. Like Alfy. So much like him... YOU ATE HIM, DIDN'T YOU?!? (O_O)
Oh hello there, Cookie Monster! I haven't seen you for so long! How is Tink doing? And Uni?
-turns around to look for Detective Poofy-
Alfy? Alfy! Look, my friends are back! Alfyyyyy?
-can't find Poofy, so turns back to Demy-
I'm going to cuff him to me next time, so we'll never be apart. He's lovely, you know. I want to cuddle! Alfy, cuddle me!
-peers at Demy-
You look like him. Like Alfy. So much like him... YOU ATE HIM, DIDN'T YOU?!? (O_O)
Officer Kirkland- Posts : 692
Join date : 2011-05-13
Age : 32
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Officer Kirkland wrote:-chugs too much alcohol-
Oh hello there, Cookie Monster! I haven't seen you for so long! How is Tink doing? And Uni?
-turns around to look for Detective Poofy-
Alfy? Alfy! Look, my friends are back! Alfyyyyy?
-can't find Poofy, so turns back to Demy-
I'm going to cuff him to me next time, so we'll never be apart. He's lovely, you know. I want to cuddle! Alfy, cuddle me!
-peers at Demy-
You look like him. Like Alfy. So much like him... YOU ATE HIM, DIDN'T YOU?!? (O_O)
A--ATE HIM?! Now, sir! That is just one of many vile and FALSE rumors spread about Demons by Angels! *crosses arms with a pout* Demons don't eat people.
We eat coal.
(Not that I eat that anymore; unless my husband is making coal soup, ya know? He calls it clam chowder *chortle of laughter* - no matter if he tries to call it by a fancy name, a Demon recognizes good ol' coal soup.)
And burgers. Cupcakes shaped like burgers, too. Potato chips, fries, milkshakes, all that yummy fattening stuff.
*shakes head* But not people.
*notices the officer's cuddly nature* W-well, I guess since no one is watching, there's nothing wrong with an innocent cuddle! ^^ *cuddles* But no groping. I am married after all. <3
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8I Officer fuzzy..who gave you alcohol!? *narrows eyes but gets distracted by cookies* owo oh what do we have here!
Detective Jones- Posts : 684
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Detective Jones wrote:8I Officer fuzzy..who gave you alcohol!? *narrows eyes but gets distracted by cookies* owo oh what do we have here!
8D Another visitor! *flies over to new guest excitedly*
Eat as many cookies as you want~! ^^ Cuddle as many cute,
Just don't eat the mini-burgers, please.
I think they're in love. And as such it is my duty to protect them! <3
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- Steals mommy's mini-burgers-
Anyway, you better have been good -puffs cheeks out- Anyway, I found more Pornz! Yayyy
Anyway, you better have been good -puffs cheeks out- Anyway, I found more Pornz! Yayyy
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-shrugs- I knew an angel once. Looked kind of like me -takes another swig of rum- You eat as badly as my Alfy! Well, worse. He doesn't complain about my food much. He even eats it!
-is cuddled- N-no! I don't want to cheat! And you smell different, even though you look the same! Alfy! Alfyyy! -Sees Poofy- Alfy, cuddle! I want a cuddle! And don't eat them, I'll make you delicious scones when we get home! -Pauses, and looks from Demy to Poofy and back- ... Maybe I can have two cuddles? I can have double Alfy! I want double Alfy! Hug? -spreads out arms-
((LOL I'm drunk in two different threads...))
-is cuddled- N-no! I don't want to cheat! And you smell different, even though you look the same! Alfy! Alfyyy! -Sees Poofy- Alfy, cuddle! I want a cuddle! And don't eat them, I'll make you delicious scones when we get home! -Pauses, and looks from Demy to Poofy and back- ... Maybe I can have two cuddles? I can have double Alfy! I want double Alfy! Hug? -spreads out arms-
((LOL I'm drunk in two different threads...))
Officer Kirkland- Posts : 692
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Age : 32
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Officer Kirkland wrote:-shrugs- I knew an angel once. Looked kind of like me -takes another swig of rum- You eat as badly as my Alfy! Well, worse. He doesn't complain about my food much. He even eats it!
-is cuddled- N-no! I don't want to cheat! And you smell different, even though you look the same! Alfy! Alfyyy! -Sees Poofy- Alfy, cuddle! I want a cuddle! And don't eat them, I'll make you delicious scones when we get home! -Pauses, and looks from Demy to Poofy and back- ... Maybe I can have two cuddles? I can have double Alfy! I want double Alfy! Hug? -spreads out arms-
*waltzes over and puts an arm around fuzzeh with a mouth full of cookies* Aw I'll always give you cuddles babe~
(( That miniburger picture, why so cute! X3 ))
Detective Jones- Posts : 684
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Alfred Foxy Jones wrote:- Steals mommy's mini-burgers-
Anyway, you better have been good -puffs cheeks out- Anyway, I found more Pornz! Yayyy
*doesn't notice chibi foxy stole the mini-burger couple*
...
*sobs* mini-burgers! No!
*finds a left behind ketchup trail.*
B| I will get you back mini-burgers! I will. Somewhere out there a burger thief is keeping you captive. But I will free you - even if it means following every trickle of left-over ketchup in every single shady questionable dinner (with delicious pie but bad coffee,) McDonalds, or weekend BBQ!
Oh, Foxy, my lovely baby! *cuddles chibi, showering with love* When did you get here? - A--and /porn/?! Isn't your Papa taking care of you?!!! *grumbles* I leave for one day and look what happens already...
Officer Kirkland wrote:-shrugs- I knew an angel once. Looked kind of like me -takes another swig of rum- You eat as badly as my Alfy! Well, worse. He doesn't complain about my food much. He even eats it!
-is cuddled- N-no! I don't want to cheat! And you smell different, even though you look the same! Alfy! Alfyyy! -Sees Poofy- Alfy, cuddle! I want a cuddle! And don't eat them, I'll make you delicious scones when we get home! -Pauses, and looks from Demy to Poofy and back- ... Maybe I can have two cuddles? I can have double Alfy! I want double Alfy! Hug? -spreads out arms-
((LOL I'm drunk in two different threads...))
*pouts, looking adorably embarrassed* I eat Kirkie's food. Sometimes. Apparently I really like his food when I turn chibi. ^^
*watches as the Officer spreads his arms out, a lovely blush on his cheek* Oh, a double hug? 8D I love cuddles! Count me in for an Alfy sandwich!
((Now THAT takes skill, Officer Kirkland! XD))
Detective Jones wrote:
*waltzes over and puts an arm around fuzzeh with a mouth full of cookies* Aw I'll always give you cuddles babe~
(( That miniburger picture, why so cute! X3 ))
T--though it seems you're both doing fine in the cuddling department. ^▼^
((Isn't it adorable? ・ω・ I really want to know how they made them so tiny!))
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--nuzzles Poofy--
Hello, darling. That nice fellow over there, the one who looks like you, he gave me drinks! You can drink too!
--chomps on the end of the biscuit that is sticking out of Poofy's mouth--
--is cuddled by both Poofy and Demy-- Double Alfy cuddle! -sees fours Alfreds- Quadruple Alfy cuddle! --imagines quadruple penetration-by-Alfreds--
A-Alfy...
--drools--
Hello, darling. That nice fellow over there, the one who looks like you, he gave me drinks! You can drink too!
--chomps on the end of the biscuit that is sticking out of Poofy's mouth--
--is cuddled by both Poofy and Demy-- Double Alfy cuddle! -sees fours Alfreds- Quadruple Alfy cuddle! --imagines quadruple penetration-by-Alfreds--
A-Alfy...
--drools--
Officer Kirkland- Posts : 692
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Officer Kirkland wrote:--nuzzles Poofy--
Hello, darling. That nice fellow over there, the one who looks like you, he gave me drinks! You can drink too!
--chomps on the end of the biscuit that is sticking out of Poofy's mouth--
--is cuddled by both Poofy and Demy-- Double Alfy cuddle! -sees fours Alfreds- Quadruple Alfy cuddle! --imagines quadruple penetration-by-Alfreds--
A-Alfy...
--drools--
*eyes demy before nodding* He certainly looks trustworthy so I'll accept that. Besides your so loving when your drunk <3
Hey don't eat my cookie *tries to eat it first*
*continues to hug on fuzzeh until drool gets on him* >A< eww babe!
Detective Jones- Posts : 684
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Detective Jones wrote:Officer Kirkland wrote:--nuzzles Poofy--
Hello, darling. That nice fellow over there, the one who looks like you, he gave me drinks! You can drink too!
--chomps on the end of the biscuit that is sticking out of Poofy's mouth--
--is cuddled by both Poofy and Demy-- Double Alfy cuddle! -sees fours Alfreds- Quadruple Alfy cuddle! --imagines quadruple penetration-by-Alfreds--
A-Alfy...
--drools--
*eyes demy before nodding* He certainly looks trustworthy so I'll accept that. Besides your so loving when your drunk <3
Hey don't eat my cookie *tries to eat it first*
*continues to hug on fuzzeh until drool gets on him* >A< eww babe!
*Had been enjoying the cuddles until he feels something wet hit his neck, so he pokes at clingy Officer Kirkland. Then, he blinks, looking at his doppelganger: Detective Jones!*
Uh, is he alright? He's drooling... and stuff.
Maybe I should just leave him to you. ^^ I do have a hamburger thief to catch! - For all I know, the mini-burgers could be in serious danger of being eaten!
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-Licks the crumbs off of Poofy's lips-
Mmm? Would you like me to lick other places? -smirks and licks the tip of Poofy's nose- Ehehehehe, you thought I was goin to be dirty, didn't you? Don't worry love, I'm only dirty for Alfy... -trails off, confused- but there are four Alfys here... Do I have to be four times as dirty? -tugs Demy closer so that he is firmly sandwiched between two Alfreds-
Alfy, I'll do whatever you like~ I love you, Alfy~ <3
Mmm? Would you like me to lick other places? -smirks and licks the tip of Poofy's nose- Ehehehehe, you thought I was goin to be dirty, didn't you? Don't worry love, I'm only dirty for Alfy... -trails off, confused- but there are four Alfys here... Do I have to be four times as dirty? -tugs Demy closer so that he is firmly sandwiched between two Alfreds-
Alfy, I'll do whatever you like~ I love you, Alfy~ <3
Officer Kirkland- Posts : 692
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This is..usual for him BI
*makes a show of wiping off the drool and going to straighten out his Artie when his lips are licked and he turns into a flushing boy*
*makes a show of wiping off the drool and going to straighten out his Artie when his lips are licked and he turns into a flushing boy*
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Ehehehe, Alfy, you're going all red! -nuzzles Poofy's cheek- So cute!!!
-Stares around- the other Alfys are gone! Where do I get more drinks from? -burrows deeper into Poofy's arms-
Should we catch the burger thief?
-Stares around- the other Alfys are gone! Where do I get more drinks from? -burrows deeper into Poofy's arms-
Should we catch the burger thief?
Officer Kirkland- Posts : 692
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Re: The Demon Show
Officer Kirkland wrote:-Licks the crumbs off of Poofy's lips-
Mmm? Would you like me to lick other places? -smirks and licks the tip of Poofy's nose- Ehehehehe, you thought I was goin to be dirty, didn't you? Don't worry love, I'm only dirty for Alfy... -trails off, confused- but there are four Alfys here... Do I have to be four times as dirty? -tugs Demy closer so that he is firmly sandwiched between two Alfreds-
Alfy, I'll do whatever you like~ I love you, Alfy~ <3
*stuck in the Alfy sandwich; flushes bright red* F—four times as dirty? Uh, no thank you! N—not that you’re not, uh, nice and all… b--but I have a husband. And four kids. I know I don't look it
*pets head, pushing Officer to tilt more towards Detective*
Detective Jones wrote:This is..usual for him BI
*makes a show of wiping off the drool and going to straighten out his Artie when his lips are licked and he turns into a flushing boy*
Hmm, well, since he’s always like this, I’ll just let you deal with it for now. I think I see my baby here!
StarQBAlfredJones wrote:Mama~! >U<
QB~! >7< My baby! There’s my favorite little football player. <3 *leaves the Alfy sandwich to shower love on son* Here, have a cookie! *stuffs cookie into mouth in excitement*
Officer Kirkland wrote:
Should we catch the burger thief?
Ooh! *flies back to the cuddly couple, grabbing cookie monster along the way* Yes, let’s catch the burger thief! – Now where did that ketchup trail go…
Whatever. *dons sunglasses* C’me on Cookie Monster. Let’s find this menace to burger-kind everywhere before he attacks an innocent McDonalds establishment somewhere.
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King of Spades wrote:*sets McDonald's on fire*
*breaks down into a fit of sobs*
M--Mickey!!!!!!!!!! Mickey D's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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